You Know You Are Old When

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Does anyone REALLY want to return to those days? Yeah, I know we all crab about poorly thought out "safety" gadgetry, but I kinda like still having all my fingers. Way too many of those "real men" never saw their 50th birthday.
My primary hobby and preoccupation at one point earlier in life was antique woodworking machinery, and although I've sold most of it off, I still have a few of the vintage machines in my shop. Belt guards, and even blade guards on most machines, had not even been dreamed up, yet. The most frightening, were the jointers built before about 1930:

Those built before ~1910 had square cutterheads. The problem with these is that any item that even touched the cutter heat would get sucked in by the nature of a square body rotating in a circular arc. You didn't lose your fingertips when slipping with a square cutterhead, you lost your whole hand, nearly every time. Lots of gruesome photos were used in the marketing of the later round "safety" cutterheads, to demonstrate why you should buy the more expensive and new round cutterheads over the old traditional square ones.

The round cutterheads came out ca. 1910, and were probably market-wide by 1915. Trouble is, many of those relied on a "clamshell" clamping system, that would occasionally fail without warning. This is back when jointer blades were as thick and heavy as lawnmower blades, but razor sharp across the entire length of one edge, or sometimes both edges if reversible. The cutterheads would spin ~5000 rpm, and occasionally launch a blade at the operator, at speeds that would often propel them straight thru the roof or the floor above. This would usually happen with zero warning, often after starting the machine and before feeding wood.

I also have a 32" bandsaw with zero guards on the wheels or the 16 feet of blade circling those wheels. Fun stuff.
 
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Doctors are the 3rd leading cause of deaths in the US.

I try to avoid doctors and being misdiagnosed.
Doctors and Dentists commit suicide at twice the rate of the general population. Hmmm…
 
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My primary hobby and preoccupation at one point earlier in life was antique woodworking machinery, and although I've sold most of it off, I still have a few of the vintage machines in my shop. Belt guards, and even blade guards on most machines, had not even been dreamed up, yet. The most frightening, were the jointers built before about 1930:
We enjoy watching Mountain Men on the history channel. One episode had Eustis fixing up and selling a saw presumably made to cut firewood. It consisted of a 2' (+/-) dia. blade with no guards and a V-shaped trough on a hinge to hold the piece being cut. All I could think was what could possibly go wrong using one of these? :eek:
 
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Doctors and Dentists commit suicide at twice the rate of the general population. Hmmm…
Know 2 docs that did... one very well liked but being married and having a girlfriend was too much to bear.
 
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Doctors and Dentists commit suicide at twice the rate of the general population. Hmmm…

The highest suicide rate based on age are folks age 85 and older. 22.39 per 100,000.

Old age, health, loneliness are (IMO) the causes. It’s not easy getting old.
 
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Doctors and Dentists commit suicide at twice the rate of the general population. Hmmm…

What did you think is the reason? They both make good money.
 
 
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