You Know You Are Old When

[stuckmotor]

You know you're old when you go to a doctor for a second opinion. He's balding with gray coming into some of the hair he still has and says, "If you were my dad ..."

 

[scootr]

You know you are old when you have to start telling a young female doctor about your private old man problems.
Sheesh!

 

[Runner]

I know I am old because I have had no desire to buy any new vehicle or tractor built in the last 15 years.

 

[WinterDeere]

You know you are old when you have to start telling a young female doctor about your private old man problems.
Sheesh!

That's why I see a woman doctor a few years older than me.

Here's one... you know you're old when the "older women" you always adored are suddenly younger than you!

 

[garry1p]

You know your old when you remember the "Henry J".

 

[MoKelly]

You know your old when you remember the "Henry J".

I remember that car. Wasn’t it sold at Sears for awhile?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I remember that car. Wasn’t it sold at Sears for awhile?

Maybe thinking about the Allstate car?
This is from Wikipedia:
The Allstate is an American automobile that was offered for sale through Sears, Roebuck and Co. during the 1952 and 1953 model years. It was a rebadged version of the Henry J, an automobile manufactured by the Kaiser-Frazer company from 1950 through 1954.

 

[MoKelly]

Maybe thinking about the Allstate car?
This is from Wikipedia:
The Allstate is an American automobile that was offered for sale through Sears, Roebuck and Co. during the 1952 and 1953 model years. It was a rebadged version of the Henry J, an automobile manufactured by the Kaiser-Frazer company from 1950 through 1954.

Ok. Thanks!

 

[Eagle1]

You know your old when you remember the "Henry J".

My old man had a stable of them and Kaisers in the 70's....his pride and joy.

 

[masseyrider]

You know you're old when You call your father, "the old man" and you're older than he was when he died more than a decade ago.

 

[Eagle1]

You know you're old when You call your father, "the old man" and you're older than he was when he died more than a decade ago.

Been more than a decade but otherwise pretty much spot on.

 

[ultrarunner]

You know you are old when you crank started your first car and quicky learned to park strategically on an incline whenever possible

 

[Eagle1]

You know you are old when you crank started your first car and quicky learned to park strategically on an incline whenever possible

Learned that for older motorcycles as well. Just like backing into down slope parking spot.

 

[sixdogs]

Maybe thinking about the Allstate car?
This is from Wikipedia:
The Allstate is an American automobile that was offered for sale through Sears, Roebuck and Co. during the 1952 and 1953 model years. It was a rebadged version of the Henry J, an automobile manufactured by the Kaiser-Frazer company from 1950 through 1954.

Small point but one of my early driving lessons was in a Kaiser. Most were blue and that one was too. Had to lift the heavy hood and pour a little gas in the carb to get it to fire. Everything ran when that puppy fired up.

 

[stuckmotor]

Small point but one of my early driving lessons was in a Kaiser. Most were blue and that one was too. Had to lift the heavy hood and pour a little gas in the carb to get it to fire. Everything ran when that puppy fired up.

My dad had a Kaiser before I was born. He didn't keep it long. Now I think I know why.

 

[stuckmotor]

You know you are old when you crank started your first car and quicky learned to park strategically on an incline whenever possible

I never had much luck with the old 6 volt ignitions.

 

[MossRoad]

You know you are old when you crank started your first car and quicky learned to park strategically on an incline whenever possible

Heck, I had several $500 70s Novas that I'd do that for insurance in case the starter didn't work.

 

[Mendonsy]

You know you are old when you crank started your first car and quicky learned to park strategically on an incline whenever possible

My father had two Farmall tractors (F12 & F14) with magneto ignitions. They were always parked on a hill so that we didn't have to crank start them.

 

[scootr]

Many of my $100 specials had to parked on a hill...you know you are old.

 

[orezok]