What's a "Tractor Man"?

[K7147]

You know you’re a tractor man if:

1. You refer to youthful backseat activities as “grappling”!
2. You have the impression the family car dash is missing an instrument because it doesn’t register PTO rpm!
3. Your buddy has a black powder rifle and you refer to it as an FEL!
4. When a party requires that you bring your own “joy juice”…you show up with a bucket of hydraulic fluid!
5. You’ve always dreamed of meeting a girl with a twenty inch neck who could weld and whose father owns a tractor dealership!
6. Your house got air conditioning five years after it was installed in the tractor barn!
7. You fall asleep at night dreaming about having your own 1950’s style service station diesel fuel pump complete with lighted globe!
8. When friends telephone… your significant other usually tells them you are out “playing dirt”!
9. When skidding on wet roads in the family car you keep looking for that “second” brake pedal to correct the situation!
10. You felt that buying a new backhoe attachment to dig a single ten foot long ditch was a perfectly justifiable purchase!

Can anyone think of some additional traits that might identify a “tractor man”?


Ken

 

[dgl24087]

11. The word "hog" doesn't mean "Harley".

 

[johnk]

12: You think ole stick in the mud is something waiting to puncture your tractor tires......

 

[BTDT]

Viagra is not the cure for not being able to get your implement up (could be busted hose, loose fitting, not enough fluid, weak pump, etc). No pun intended.

 

[JayC]

14: Workin the hoe doesn't mean what most people would think it means.

 

[Soundguy]

The smell of diesel fuel actually turns you on.

Soundguy

 

[Soundguy]

You carry a pic of your machine with you.. but not your familly.

You know the date you last changed your tractors oil, but not your anniversery or wifes birthday.

You wash and wax your tractor.. but not your truck...

Soundguy

 

[Thomas]

Morning K7147.
You say out loud...I'll be right there sweet heart and your SO says okay,but you say to your SO I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to the tractor.

 

[kubuddha]

Infatuated with your wife, but love your tractor.

 

[liddingt]

Tell your if it comes down to you or the tractor, it will be you.

 

[Adiredneck]

If your tractor is in the garage, but the wife's car isn't....

If you apologize to your tractor because it had to spend a night outdoors...

 

[escavader]

If in your last heated arguement with your spouse they said"TRACTOR TRACTOR TRACTOR,ALL YOU THINK OF IS THAT TRACTOR!!


dont ask how i know this one
ALAN

 

[Henro]

When the works done, you get a beer for both you and your tractor ...