What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. -rodney dangerfield

 

[Alan46]

" Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows "

 

[Bill Guenthner]

We have some farming families near us that are similar to Amish, but, not as strict.
They drive cars, use tractors,, the men have beards,,,, conservative lifestyle,,,

One neighbor, he must be in his 80's, is often seen out raking hay with his 1950's CASE tractor.

About half of the time that I see him,, he is talking ON HIS CELL PHONE!!

Those are most likely Mennonites.

 

[Bill Guenthner]

From the song
(Old Dogs Children and) Watermelon Wine
Song by Tom T. Hall

"Women think about they-selves, when menfolk ain't around..."

My wife says "... and when you are around"

 

[Alan46]

"Do more things that makes you forget to check your phone"

 

[Helogabals]

 

[drssg]

The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.

 

[BravoXray]

Overhead in a bar in Arlington, TX many years ago:

It might only be as big around as a beer can, but it shore is long.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Overheard in a men's room:

First Man; "Man, is this water cold!"

2nd Man; "Yeah, and deep, too!"

 

[shetland sheepdog]

Uglier than a mud fence
Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road