goeduck
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. -rodney dangerfield
What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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Alan46
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" Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows "
Bill Guenthner
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Those are most likely Mennonites.We have some farming families near us that are similar to Amish, but, not as strict.
They drive cars, use tractors,, the men have beards,,,, conservative lifestyle,,,
One neighbor, he must be in his 80's, is often seen out raking hay with his 1950's CASE tractor.
About half of the time that I see him,, he is talking ON HIS CELL PHONE!!
Bill Guenthner
Platinum Member
From the song
(Old Dogs Children and) Watermelon Wine
Song by Tom T. Hall
"Women think about they-selves, when menfolk ain't around..."
My wife says "... and when you are around"
(Old Dogs Children and) Watermelon Wine
Song by Tom T. Hall
"Women think about they-selves, when menfolk ain't around..."
My wife says "... and when you are around"
Alan46
Veteran Member
"Do more things that makes you forget to check your phone"
Helogabals
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BravoXray
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Overhead in a bar in Arlington, TX many years ago:
It might only be as big around as a beer can, but it shore is long.
It might only be as big around as a beer can, but it shore is long.
2LaneCruzer
Super Member
Overheard in a men's room:
First Man; "Man, is this water cold!"
2nd Man; "Yeah, and deep, too!"
First Man; "Man, is this water cold!"
2nd Man; "Yeah, and deep, too!"
shetland sheepdog
Bronze Member
Uglier than a mud fence
Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road
Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road