What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[D2Cat]

In light of all the TP being purchased....

scared sh**tless

 

[Steppenwolfe]

As a man whose ancestors hail from Donegal, I give you the following quote from the most famous Irish movie of all, "The Quiet Man" in honor of St. Patrick's Day:



Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?

Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.

Probably my favorite movie of all time... :thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Probably my favorite movie of all time... :thumbsup:

We certainly have that in common. Probably the best casting ever; seems like the actors were born to play those parts.

 

[goeduck]

I saw 5030 post something like this in a now closed thread and decided to copy it over here. This post is not in reference to anyone, I just got a chuckle out of it.

You are like a bird. You drop a load and fly away.

 

[smilinjak]

In light of all the TP being purchased....

scared sh**tless

Perhaps the inverse. In my experience constipation requires considerably less 澱ung wadding than stress induced incontinence :laughing:
Smilinjak

 

[Bigfoot62]

True story.

A friend of mine was playing golf with a much older gentleman. After my buddy hit his first tee shot, the older man said, "I don't go that far on vacation!"

 

[Bigfoot62]

"The late worm misses the bird"

"The smeller's the feller"

"When the going gets tough...the tough go drinking"

"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow"

Also:
The early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is called breakfast.

 

[Bigfoot62]

That is attributed to the late, great Lewis Grizzard...he titled one of his books with the same...

https://www.amazon.com/Chili-Dawgs-Always-Bark-Night/dp/1588383032

Loved Lewis Grizzard books.

Here's a few more:
Don't bend over in the garden granny, don't you know them taters got eyes
They tore my heart out and stomped that sucker flat
Elvis is dead, and I don't feel so good myself
My daddy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun
Southern by the grace of God
Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetland ponies
Pushin' 50 is exercise enough
Don't forget to call your mama, I wish I could call mine

 

[Bigfoot62]

Elmer Fudd:
I'll kill the rabbit. Arise storms. North wind blow. South wind blow. Typhoon, hurricane, earthquake, . . . SMOG!!!
SMOG - YouTube

 

[Fuddy1952]

Perhaps the inverse. In my experience constipation requires considerably less 澱ung wadding than stress induced incontinence :laughing:
Smilinjak

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