What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[/pine]

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don't know and I don't care!

 

[stuckmotor]

Redundancy came in handy when that B25 flew into and collided with the Empire State Building.

 

[drssg]

Was she an English major?

Electrical engineering. She had some smarts to her and some not so smarts.

 

[drssg]

Happiness is not measured by a lack of problems.

 

[stuckmotor]

Electrical engineering. She had some smarts to her and some not so smarts.

The two electrical engineers I know seem to have made good money.

 

[drssg]

The two electrical engineers I know seem to have made good money.

Yes, it pays pretty well. I didn't stay in touch to know how she did.

 

[Xfaxman]

You win some, you lose some, some get rained out, and sometimes you lose the ball in the high weeds.

 

[smilinjak]

A farting mule never tires
A farting mule is the one to hire.

 

[Big Barn]

A farting mule never tires
A farting mule is the one to hire.

Never heard (or smelled) that one. I like it !

 

[2LaneCruzer]

As a man whose ancestors hail from Donegal, I give you the following quote from the most famous Irish movie of all, "The Quiet Man" in honor of St. Patrick's Day:



Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?

Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.