What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[lennyzx11]

I saw 5030 post something like this in a now closed thread and decided to copy it over here. This post is not in reference to anyone, I just got a chuckle out of it.

You are like a bird. You drop a load and fly away.

Similar to a company owner I had that used to fly in to visit our remote construction sites occasionally.
I called him Big Bird.
When one of my hands asked why,
I told them.
“Because he flys in and ***** on everything then flys away!”

 

[/pine]

I've always been told, life is like a roll of toilet paper
The closer you get to the end, the faster it seems to go...

 

[dragoneggs]

I've always been told, life is like a roll of toilet paper
The closer you get to the end, the faster it seems to go...

:drink:

 

[5030]

:drink:

If you have any.......:laughing:

Every time I post one (saying) some moderator comes along and deletes it.... Such is life I guess.

 

[Xfaxman]

I suffer from MPD...Multiple Project Disorder.

 

[goeduck]

I suffer from MPD...Multiple Project Disorder.

^^^ I did not know there was a name to my disease. Now I know :thumbsup:

 

[tallyho8]

Every time I have an affair,
I get arrested,
For assault with a dead weapon.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[dragoneggs]

I suffer from MPD...Multiple Project Disorder.

One of the symptoms I have... is walking from one spot to get a tool and I somehow start on a different project forgetting what was my original mission.

 

[smilinjak]

One of the symptoms I have... is walking from one spot to get a tool and I somehow start on a different project forgetting what was my original mission.

Been there done that and got the unfinished projects prove it :laughing:

 

[oldtimer 66]

How about this for the current situation. " A roll in the hand is worth 2 on the shelf "