What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,443  

I didn't see any reference to the obvious; an old joke, going around in the 50's. While by today's standards, it is corny beyond belief, but in those days, and if you're 15 years old, it was sorta funny:

Seems this stud rabbit was faced with a delimma. He was alone, with about 10 females, who all wanted serviced. So, his solution was to line them all up side by side where he could service one, and them move on rapidly to the next one. What he didn't know, was they all lined up next to a decorative stone yard rabbit. He began his chore, saying "Wham, Bam, thank you Maam", moved on to the next one, and "Wham Bam, thank you Maam", until he got to the stone rabbit, and it goes like "Wham Bam, OH!...... DAMM!"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,444  
Don't believe everything you think.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,445  
Seems this stud rabbit was faced with a delimma. He was alone, with about 10 females, who all wanted serviced. So, his solution was to line them all up side by side where he could service one, and them move on rapidly to the next one. What he didn't know, was they all lined up next to a decorative stone yard rabbit. He began his chore, saying "Wham, Bam, thank you Maam", moved on to the next one, and "Wham Bam, thank you Maam", until he got to the stone rabbit, and it goes like "Wham Bam, OH!...... DAMM!"

Thats close to the one i heard only there were two male rabbits and the females were lined up and the males started from each end until they met in the middle and it was "Wham Bam Sorry Sam"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,446  
If you have question problem not ask your answer will always be no.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,447  
Clean hair (on Friday nights) was a real big thing among the girls I knew in the eighties......
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   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,449  
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #3,450  
Did they mention the hair washing right after you asked them to go out?

:D

It would be worse if they fanatically washed their hair AFTER they went out on the date :shocked:
 

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