What are the computer programmers thinking?

[troutsqueezer]

Write it out by hand, take a picture of it with your iPad and then print it.

 

[newbury]

Write it out by hand, take a picture of it with your iPad and then print it.

Or write it out, display it on your screen and take a picture of your screen and print that!

 

[randy41]

find an old mechanical typewriter and type it out and then do what trout and newb suggested.

 

[jmc]

OP here.

Thanks all, for the info, good suggestions, and humor!