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And a shoelace.
Now that's funny. Of coarse we all know it would be a small pointed willow from the creek. No nail needed, a quill from the porcupine that he just ate would do.:licking:
And a shoelace.
Now that's funny. Of coarse we all know it would be a small pointed willow from the creek. No nail needed, a quill from the porcupine that he just ate would do.:licking:
I tell my Wife she's a Redneck. She gets very defensive and swears she is not. My evidence is this. A few years ago we were having our Annual Thanksgiving Shop Party. She was carving the turkey and cut her index finger pretty good. She wrapped it with a piece of shop towel and bound it with Ductape.
My stupid story was from a year ago. I was standing up on a workbench in my detached garage pulling a wire with a fish. The wire got stuck and as I was yanking on the fish the end broke off. I went *** over tea kettle off the bench down onto a concrete floor.
Something like that happened to me, but it was a vise that tore off my workbench when I was tightening down a towing ball onto a drawbar with a long wrench. The vise came flying at me, knocked me backwards onto a table with two chainsaws (neither had guards on the bar), and then me, the vise, and the chainsaws ended up sliding across the hood of my car and onto the concrete floor. It's a miracle I didn't get hurt. There was so much stupid comedy there, I think it gave me immunity.
My neighbor goes to the local fire station for major first aid. They've usually got time on their hands and don't mind practicing on him. And it's free.