Tractor joke

[63DH8]

My daughter told me this joke after asking me why I always leave the seat up.

How is a tracltor like a toilet?







You leave the seat up so you don't get your butt wet when you sit.

 

[texredneck]

lol /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Cliff_Johns]

Hey, that's pretty good.


OK,

Why can't you drive a tractor on two wheels?

Because it would be too tired.

Cliff