TresCrows
Elite Member
My--just say he is a close relative--can tear anything to pieces in short order. In fact he can so quickly ruin a piece of machinery that when I was a teen and my dad tasked us with mowing the 5 acres with the push mower!!!!!! I would make sure my ***** had first whack at it. That way he would kill the mower DEAD and I could go paddling in my piroque instead. Problem was my dad was the regional manager at the time for MW and so there was a steady supply stream of nearly new customer returned mowers. I finally put my claim on a little Jacobson and it lasted me several summers (well maybe one) My **** went through a boxcar full in the same time. All was well with my brothers plan till the LAWNBOY showed up one fine summer afternoon, even he had duffuculty destroying it. I think he finally hid it in the bayou. I am sure he could make quick work of my 'botas and there is always the bayou. J