Dave729
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DakotaAlert.com. They sell all sorts of driveway alarms, some that work for 1/2 mile or more. They aren't cheap, but they work. I've had one for years.
1st, before spending a dime on them there gadgets and doo dads...... Walk down to 'em when they're there. Splain yuseff. Tell 'em you don't cotton to no trespassers on yer lan! (heps, iffin you look crazy, like I does) When they eyes is all round and skeert like, you tell 'em " Now go on! Git! " Be loud! Like you was hog callin! You wants to put the fear inTO 'em! ...and then walk ta the pickup and pull out yer peace-maker, just to show 'em ya got it with ya" I GUARR___ON-_TEEE!! ifin you have a trespasser agin, it won't be the same fellers! I reckon I ain't never seen the same ones twicet. Works fer me ever time! Courst, I'm 6'8" 365 lbs and plum out my ever lovin mind with the rage issha's, and such. That helps sum, what with "gittin the deer in headlights" look to em....... Oh.. and as they drive off sometime its fun to shoot out their tail light, or wing one of em. That theres whatcha call "gittin yer point accrost" Put the fear right inta 'em to stay, y'know? (At this point, hold yer breath, cuz I find that they sure do kick up a mess o dirt as they heading back tuh the main road. I don't mind the dirt but unlesst I holds my air in, that dust gets in my lungs and I get to coughin' somethin' fierce. ) Also, I likes ta put some old grave markers, crosses and dirt piles in an aroun the spots where I've kicked fellers off my lan in the past.... it reminds me where they favo-right spots wuz, and it work's like a them fancy signs, and warnings eelektoniks, but without actually threatening no one. Why, I believe it might even whatchcall "Give pause fer thought" to any other fellers thinkin that "no one owns this hyear lan." I mean, a feller kin bury his dog or his livestock anywhere he wants on his own lan can't he? I ain't got me no schoolin', nor none of that there fancy book-learnin', but that theres what I do and I'm here ta tell ya, Works like a hot-**** fer me!, yessir. Y'all fellers have a good day now!, hear?
1st, before spending a dime on them there gadgets and doo dads...... Walk down to 'em when they're there.
Splain yuseff. Tell 'em you don't cotton to no trespassers on yer lan! (heps, iffin you look crazy, like I does)
When they eyes is all round and skeert like, you tell 'em " Now go on! Git! " Be loud! Like you was hog callin! You wants to put the fear inTO 'em! ...and then walk ta the pickup and pull out yer peace-maker, just to show 'em ya got it with ya"
I use a Dakota Alert on my driveway and it works great, with several models that will transmit a long way,customer service was great too.
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Dale
At that point, they'll have YOU over a barrel for BRANDISHING A WEAPON at them, and they will easily clean your clock in court! Don't tell people stuff like that!