Someone is stepping over the line.

   / Someone is stepping over the line. #61  
DakotaAlert.com. They sell all sorts of driveway alarms, some that work for 1/2 mile or more. They aren't cheap, but they work. I've had one for years.
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #62  
1st, before spending a dime on them there gadgets and doo dads...... Walk down to 'em when they're there.
Splain yuseff. Tell 'em you don't cotton to no trespassers on yer lan! (heps, iffin you look crazy, like I does)
When they eyes is all round and skeert like, you tell 'em " Now go on! Git! " Be loud! Like you was hog callin! You wants to put the fear inTO 'em! ...and then walk ta the pickup and pull out yer peace-maker, just to show 'em ya got it with ya"
I GUARR___ON-_TEEE!! ifin you have a trespasser agin, it won't be the same fellers! I reckon I ain't never seen the same ones twicet.
Works fer me ever time! Courst, I'm 6'8" 365 lbs and plum out my ever lovin mind with the rage issha's, and such.
That helps sum, what with "gittin the deer in headlights" look to em.......
Oh.. and as they drive off sometime its fun to shoot out their tail light, or wing one of em.
That theres whatcha call "gittin yer point accrost" Put the fear right inta 'em to stay, y'know? (At this point, hold yer breath, cuz I find that they sure do kick up a mess o dirt as they heading back tuh the main road. I don't mind the dirt but unlesst I holds my air in, that dust gets in my lungs and I get to coughin' somethin' fierce. )
Also, I likes ta put some old grave markers, crosses and dirt piles in an aroun the spots where I've kicked fellers off my lan in the past.... it reminds me where they favo-right spots wuz, and it work's like a them fancy signs, and warnings eelektoniks, but without actually threatening no one. Why, I believe it might even whatchcall "Give pause fer thought" to any other fellers thinkin that "no one owns this hyear lan."
I mean, a feller kin bury his dog or his livestock anywhere he wants on his own lan can't he? I ain't got me no schoolin', nor none of that there fancy book-learnin', but that theres what I do and I'm here ta tell ya, Works like a hot-**** fer me!, yessir.
Y'all fellers have a good day now!, hear?
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #63  
1st, before spending a dime on them there gadgets and doo dads...... Walk down to 'em when they're there. Splain yuseff. Tell 'em you don't cotton to no trespassers on yer lan! (heps, iffin you look crazy, like I does) When they eyes is all round and skeert like, you tell 'em " Now go on! Git! " Be loud! Like you was hog callin! You wants to put the fear inTO 'em! ...and then walk ta the pickup and pull out yer peace-maker, just to show 'em ya got it with ya" I GUARR___ON-_TEEE!! ifin you have a trespasser agin, it won't be the same fellers! I reckon I ain't never seen the same ones twicet. Works fer me ever time! Courst, I'm 6'8" 365 lbs and plum out my ever lovin mind with the rage issha's, and such. That helps sum, what with "gittin the deer in headlights" look to em....... Oh.. and as they drive off sometime its fun to shoot out their tail light, or wing one of em. That theres whatcha call "gittin yer point accrost" Put the fear right inta 'em to stay, y'know? (At this point, hold yer breath, cuz I find that they sure do kick up a mess o dirt as they heading back tuh the main road. I don't mind the dirt but unlesst I holds my air in, that dust gets in my lungs and I get to coughin' somethin' fierce. ) Also, I likes ta put some old grave markers, crosses and dirt piles in an aroun the spots where I've kicked fellers off my lan in the past.... it reminds me where they favo-right spots wuz, and it work's like a them fancy signs, and warnings eelektoniks, but without actually threatening no one. Why, I believe it might even whatchcall "Give pause fer thought" to any other fellers thinkin that "no one owns this hyear lan." I mean, a feller kin bury his dog or his livestock anywhere he wants on his own lan can't he? I ain't got me no schoolin', nor none of that there fancy book-learnin', but that theres what I do and I'm here ta tell ya, Works like a hot-**** fer me!, yessir. Y'all fellers have a good day now!, hear?

Excellent post
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #64  
1st, before spending a dime on them there gadgets and doo dads...... Walk down to 'em when they're there.
Splain yuseff. Tell 'em you don't cotton to no trespassers on yer lan! (heps, iffin you look crazy, like I does)
When they eyes is all round and skeert like, you tell 'em " Now go on! Git! " Be loud! Like you was hog callin! You wants to put the fear inTO 'em! ...and then walk ta the pickup and pull out yer peace-maker, just to show 'em ya got it with ya"

At that point, they'll have YOU over a barrel for BRANDISHING A WEAPON at them, and they will easily clean your clock in court! Don't tell people stuff like that!
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #66  
At that point, they'll have YOU over a barrel for BRANDISHING A WEAPON at them, and they will easily clean your clock in court! Don't tell people stuff like that!

Easy Joe!..... it's levity. :laughing: A little chuckle.:D I don't think that anyone one (but you?) read that and saw it as a guide.
C'mon now lil feller, I'll buy you a beer.:drink:
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #68  
I bought a Chamberlain Motion Alert from Sportsman's Guide and have been very pleased with it's performance. I have one of the transmitters 1/2 mile from the receiver. It gives me a warning when someone starts down my driveway. I also put 2 other transmitters at other locations on my property. The unit comes with one transmitter and one receiver. Additional transmitters can be purchased separately.
 
   / Someone is stepping over the line. #70  
YES, I have one solution I use to listen for intruders in my back house when I don't have it rented.
RadioShack sells a pair of intercoms. I have the one in the back house on all the time so that you can hear noise if anyone enters the building.
To test it and make sure it works, put a radio in there and turn it on and see how it sounds. It works great. Picks up sound very well.
Also a baby monitor is a similar solution.
 

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