Pallets in fields

[Cat_Driver]

It's been confirmed by 700 scientists. Wooden pallets is the sole cause of global warming. We never had global warming in the 70's, then farmers started leaving pallets in their fields which influence the weather patterns and thereby adversely influencing the sensitive ecosystems of our planet.
As long as humans continue to exhale and pallets are left in the field the entire planet is doomed.
The solution is to send any remaining money you have after taxes to Al Gore at his 50,000 sq. ft. Ocean side mansion. Al Gore guarantees if you send in all your money, take a sip of KOOLAID you will save the planet.
The government has stated a Department Of Pallet Eradication Service, of known from now on as DOPES,
These Government DOPES will do a 50 year study, and spend Billions of tax dollars to study the effects of the DOPES on society.
Al Gore has recruited all his Liberal peers to assist the Government DOPES, and the Liberal DOPES will work hand in hand to do their part and understanding of Global Wooden Pallet research and it's effects on human population.
Their first study from the DOPES did show 100%, that Humans did cause the stacking Wooden Pallet phenomenon. The DOPES also suggested if we eliminate all Humans from the planet we will no longer have a wooden pallet problem, which would be great for the planet.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all week, you've been great, don't forget to tip the waitress.

 

[dodge man]

Don't be silly, our government would never take our pallets away, but they would initiate a pallet buy back program. Called the PBBP but pronounced Pabst.

 

[davesl708]

We need a new government agency to investigate this pallet phenomenon. A budget of $4.5 billion for the first year of research will get it started.
Estimate of the preliminary report should be available by 2020. A staff of 2340 people from academia will need to be hired to conduct the research.
No need to raise taxes we will add the cost to the deficit and let the next generation pay for it.

 

[TomSeller]

Don't be silly, our government would never take our pallets away, but they would initiate a pallet buy back program. Called the PBBP but pronounced Pabst.

First they would tax them. Pallets in fields would be taxed as a dwelling.

 

[RobertBrown]

Pallets attacking a fence.

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Bruce

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! THAT'S RIDICULOUS!










It's quite clear that the fence is attacking the pallets! YOU MUST BE A MITCH McCONNELL SUPPORTER,,,,,,

 

[TomSeller]

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

It's quite clear that the fence is attacking the pallets! YOU MUST BE A MITCH McCONNELL SUPPORTER,,,,,,

I might support him if I could stand looking at him.

 

[RobertBrown]

He does look like he died a few years back and no one told him.....
is the politics thread still open?

 

[turnkey4099]

First they would tax them. Pallets in fields would be taxed as a dwelling.

Next would be to license them. First thing you know we will be organizing RTKBP* protests.

*Right to Keep and Bare Pallets

Harry K

 

[Cat_Driver]

Word has it, we can NO LONGER use the word Pallets as it seems to offend some people.
We now only refer to pallets as geometric wooden material facilitators.

 

[EverythingAttachments]

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! THAT'S RIDICULOUS!










It's quite clear that the fence is attacking the pallets! YOU MUST BE A MITCH McCONNELL SUPPORTER,,,,,,

They can be pranksters.
Travis