Wayne County Hose
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New JD prettier than wife?
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zionview
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Makes you wonder if the guy who said that about the tractor has a black eye, or maybe a bruised shin. My wife says she is #3 on my list, anyway, behind my Kubota and my El Camino. No need for us guys to fan that fire!
MuncyBob
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4+ years ago I bought a Power Trac so my wife would still be prettier...although on some days it's debatable which is more useful.
Soundguy
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Methinks someone would be sleeping on a couch if it was said near my place!
soundguy
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Soundguy said:
+1
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Wayne County Hose
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I just have to laugh. How many town meetings are interrupted so that the new tractor could be admired?
I should have snuck down and put a TBN sticker on it.
I should have snuck down and put a TBN sticker on it.
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It says the old tractor provided 47 years of service. I wonder how many years the wife in mention provided?
EddieWalker
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I do wonder at what age I will get more excited about my tractor then my wife?
Eddie
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EddieWalker said:
Probably when the only thing that still works is your tractor
Soundguy
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EddieWalker said:
I swear.. there are times.....
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Tom_H
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This gives me a great idea:
1. Give the wife a gift certificate to have hair, makeup, etc. done at a spa.
2. Hire a professional photographer to come out to the property.
3. Sit the wife in the seat of the tractor.
4. Have the photographer get a really nice pic.
5. Get a very large copy made.
6. Frame the pic in an expensive frame.
7. Hang it over the hearth.
Now a man can admire a rare combination of beauty without deciding between the two subjects! One plus one adds up to more than two. A beautiful woman on a beautiful tractor is a beautiful picture indeed!!
1. Give the wife a gift certificate to have hair, makeup, etc. done at a spa.
2. Hire a professional photographer to come out to the property.
3. Sit the wife in the seat of the tractor.
4. Have the photographer get a really nice pic.
5. Get a very large copy made.
6. Frame the pic in an expensive frame.
7. Hang it over the hearth.
Now a man can admire a rare combination of beauty without deciding between the two subjects! One plus one adds up to more than two. A beautiful woman on a beautiful tractor is a beautiful picture indeed!!
pennwalk
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I do wonder at what age I will get more excited about my tractor then my wife?
Yeah but that was a brand new JOHN DEERE tractor.
Yeah but that was a brand new JOHN DEERE tractor.
gotrocks
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Does this fit here?
How do you tell which loves you the most, your wife or you dog?
Put both into the trunk of the car, take them for a ride in the country.
When you open the trunk, see which one is the happiest to see you.
How do you tell which loves you the most, your wife or you dog?
Put both into the trunk of the car, take them for a ride in the country.
When you open the trunk, see which one is the happiest to see you.
