Just keeps getting weirder

[Alan W.]

As if the influx of baby praying mantis from the Christmas tree wasnt enough. As I was coming into the house from changing the driveway alert battery my wife meets me and ask if there is anything I want to tell her about. Now confession may be good for the soul but the correct answer to this question is always NO. She then holds up a bra that she had found in some older Christmas boxes size 38B. Who knows. Not her size and I dont wear them. Probably brought someones gift home from her moms by mistake.

 

[Doofy]

You'd best be sleeping lightly and with one eye open!

 

[grsthegreat]

Santas been naughty

 

[Diggin It]

It's weird you want?

Tennessee Man Strangles Neighbor's Kangaroo to Death After Animal Attacked His Wife​

Carter the kangaroo's owners are calling for restitution from their neighbors: "It's like losing a family member."

 

[drssg]

As if the influx of baby praying mantis from the Christmas tree wasnt enough. As I was coming into the house from changing the driveway alert battery my wife meets me and ask if there is anything I want to tell her about. Now confession may be good for the soul but the correct answer to this question is always NO. She then holds up a bra that she had found in some older Christmas boxes size 38B. Who knows. Not her size and I dont wear them. Probably brought someones gift home from her moms by mistake.

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Just tell her she spoiled the surprise, and you're getting her a boob job for Christmas!

We were getting strange junk mail at our house for a while. The address and last name was correct, but the first name was Susan, which is not my wife's name.

She wanted to know, "Who's Susan?" I explained to her that the mail gets mixed up sometimes. That's my other wife.

 

[Thomas]

Woman never forget.

 

[Doughknob]

38B? I'd be thinkin it is time to be Prince Charming...........

 

[Alan W.]

All kinds of sarcasm went through my mind but I deferred and my pain level is substantially lower because of it.

Thoughts were:

Just keep it, your growing into it.

All I need, another small boobed chunky chick.

Oh thats your sisters.

I dont remember anthing like that but I wish I could.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Woman never forget.

Only the bad stuff... Do something nice and it's, "when did you do that"

 

[bdhsfz6]

Perhaps Santa delivered to the wrong house or maybe he isn't really a he?

 

[Bilko]

I bet your getting a cast iron frying pan for Christmas now!

 

[grsthegreat]

I bet your getting a cast iron frying pan for Christmas now!

Upside your head

 

[ruffdog]

Maybe the wife should be the one to fess up.

 

[groundcover]

Similar thing happened to a friend of mine . Wife found a bra in the bed that wasn't hers. My friend had been home sick for a while and his wife went right to he's home having an affair while I'm off working! She was crying uncontrollably ,my friend was totally confused as he had no idea where it came from. They finally figured out it was from their daughter that had visited and done laundry, Turns out their Golden liked to help with the laundry! They can laugh about it now ...

 

[dodge man]

You should have just said I forgot I had it, I’ll go give it back to her. Did you find a matching thong?

 

[Panik]

As if the influx of baby praying mantis from the Christmas tree wasnt enough. As I was coming into the house from changing the driveway alert battery my wife meets me and ask if there is anything I want to tell her about. Now confession may be good for the soul but the correct answer to this question is always NO. She then holds up a bra that she had found in some older Christmas boxes size 38B. Who knows. Not her size and I dont wear them. Probably brought someones gift home from her moms by mistake.

So traditionally we alternate between doing Thanksgiving and Christmas at my mother-in-law's home. Christmas usually means 15-20 people into one house for Christmas. A couple years back after coming back home from Christmas I was helping sort out a week's worth of laundry for my wife, myself and our three under 10 year old kids..... Came across a pretty nice, slightly racy thong panty coming out of the dryer.

I've been in the habit for the last 17 years of buying my beautiful partner bras and panties as gifts and didn't recognize the design..... being brain dead figured my wife had ordered a set for herself (should've been a clue right there). Wandered over to my wife, showed her the panties and asked if she would model them for me later...... and got a horrified look from my wife followed by belly laughs. Our niece brought one of her girlfriends to Christmas and somehow her laundry got mixed in with my wife's.....