If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #51  
And as the man said - " You'all might be redneck if your date is your uncles daughter".


Yo, you'ze guyzz mighta be Rudy Freakin' Giuliani if you were married to your 2nd cousin for 14 years! (True)
(said in NYC mobster/Trump/Giuliani accent)
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #52  
True story. Wife cut her finger badly carving turkey for Thanksgiving. Bandaged it with toilet paper and duct tape. And she still says she's not a redneck....
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt....
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #53  
Romancing the Phone.

Couch Crickets.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #54  
If you've ever cooked on your car's (or any) engine, you might be a redneck.

Guilty as charged.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #55  
Guaranteed your a Redneck if you keep a jar of lard in the night stand drawer.

Just sayen
B. John
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #56  
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #57  
Don't confuse it with liniment in the dark :thumbdown:
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #58  
Or super glue!
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #59  
Would puttting a can of stew on your tractor exhaust manifold count? Did that when I was twelve.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #60  
How bout lighting a cigarette on a hot exhaust manifold?
 

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