If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

[wheelbuilder]

That is just plain stupid. Storing tires in direct sunlight, may as well just toss them since the sun and reflected heat from the roof will eat up the rubber in short order. One would think a redneck racing fan would know a bit about tires and storage.

I think that's a standard job by the harbor freight tarp roofing company. Keeps the tarp down.

 

[bullbreaker]

You might be a redneck if when you go fishing and you snag your line or need to cut your line to retie and you cut/break it loose with your tooth !

Which reminds me you might also be a redneck if you have used a piece of hotdog or marshmallow for bait !


One that I've done in the field is being hungry and have found a crayfish or two and pulled his head off and briefly cooked his tail on the end of my Buck knife with a Bic lighter and ate him ! Does that make me a redneck ? :laughing:

 

[/pine]

...One that I've done in the field is being hungry and have found a crayfish or two and pulled his head off and briefly cooked his tail on the end of my Buck knife with a Bic lighter and ate him ! Does that make me a redneck ? :laughing:

I grew up on the West coast of FL on the gulf...spent many all nighters on a fishing pier...used to cook butterflied shrimp and pinfish on a light bulb in the wee hours after the snack bar was closed...

 

[4570Man]

I prefer electrical because of the stretch.

Yes, it’s the best bandage tape.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Done it lots of times and worried about the loss of feelings.

 

[ovrszd]

Done it lots of times and worried about the loss of feelings.

Loss of feeling is secondary to loss of blood.

 

[bullbreaker]

I grew up on the West coast of FL on the gulf...spent many all nighters on a fishing pier...used to cook butterflied shrimp and pinfish on a light bulb in the wee hours after the snack bar was closed...

:thumbsup: Been there done that also ! Yes Sir 10-4 ! Even had fresh caught mullet like that sliced thin with bbq sauce we used to bring and also cooked in tinfoil real slow soaked in a Sprite soda Mr /pine under the hot Fla sun . Yes Sir reeeee delicious !

 

[bullbreaker]

You might be a redneck if you think Bed Bath and Beyond store is an escort service .............................................

 

[2LaneCruzer]

You might be a redneck if everything you know about women you learned from a tractor !

That is so wrong in so many ways. My guess is his "Everything" is little or nothing...besides...there are better, albeit riskier, ways to learn about women!

 

[oosik]

And as the man said - " You'all might be redneck if your date is your uncles daughter".