If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

[Industrial Toys]

Some of these remind me of the one liners on "Hee Haw".

 

[bunyip]

I know I am a redneck because I....

Used an electric fan and a 2x4 as a boom mower. (In some small amount of way, you must admit there is a bit of genius in doing that though. It did work).

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That is genius, we have an area that is on a steep angle and can't mow, might have to investigate a variation of that.

 

[/pine]

I have a related project in the works that employs a standard gas push mower (minus handle /W some brackets welded on the deck) in lieu of the genny and fan...
Have seen several variations here in the past...

 

[bunyip]

Will do a search, thanks, road authority cuts it about twice a year generally the day after we have given up on them coming to do it and done it with a brush cutter which takes us 2 days to get done.

 

[Slowpoke Slim]

Will do a search, thanks, road authority cuts it about twice a year generally the day after we have given up on them coming to do it and done it with a brush cutter which takes us 2 days to get done.

That sounds like ours too. I swear I think they keep driving by waiting to see if I've mowed yet, then they say "Ok, he's done part of it, lets go."

Last couple of times that they've actually done it before me, they stopped at the beginning of my property and left just my patch unmowed.

Me: "?!"

 

[Industrial Toys]

If you have a hundred projects started but never finished and two hundred more waiting to be started, you might be a Red Neck.

 

[PILOON]

True story. Wife cut her finger badly carving turkey for Thanksgiving. Bandaged it with toilet paper and duct tape. And she still says she's not a redneck....

LOL, electrical tape works well also!
Been there done that more than once'

Am I a redneck?

 

[PILOON]

How bout lighting a cigarette on a hot exhaust manifold?

Or on a hot wood stove!

 

[PILOON]

Or trimming your hedge with a rotary lawn mower?
Ouch on the fingers!