If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

[the old grind]

How bout lighting a cigarette on a hot exhaust manifold?

Uh, the toaster is right there on the counter, Cowboy ..

Ya go walkin' outside, and sure enough a bird or a bat is gonna poop in yer beer.

Y'like ta live dangerous there, don't ya?

 

[Industrial Toys]

Nowadays there has to be so much plastic (so you can't see the actual machine) that you couldn't get at the exhaust maniold.

 

[tjkubota93]

Uh, the toaster is right there on the counter, Cowboy ..

Ya go walkin' outside, and sure enough a bird or a bat is gonna poop in yer beer.

Y'like ta live dangerous there, don't ya?

That sounds like pretty good talkin for someone applying for citizenship in the Republic of Texas. Keep it up, and they'll let yall in.

 

[oosik]

We would wrap moose sausage in aluminum foil and put in the engine compartment of our snow machines. Nothing better than hot moose sausage on a cold day.

 

[Gary Fowler]

^^ I'm reasonably sure those tires have been there since the 1980s if not longer.

Maybe they are using them for ballast to hold the roof down.

 

[Budweiser John]

Don't use crisco, it's shortning..

Now that comment was a hoot.

 

[Slowpoke Slim]

We would wrap moose sausage in aluminum foil and put in the engine compartment of our snow machines. Nothing better than hot moose sausage on a cold day.

Um, I'll have to take your word for that one.


Reminds me of the "Dicken's Fruit Stand" radio bit...

Dickens Cider

 

[quicksandfarmer]

I can't consider myself a redneck at all, but I have been known to :
1. Put on nicer clothes to go to the dump
2. Wear clothes I bought at a lumber yard

 

[the old grind]

I get my best clothes, coats, etc at "S&A", but lost & found at the 'Y' has even better prices. :thumbsup:

(I haven't paid for T-shirts, tank tips, or towels in decades. )

 

[BrokenTrack]

I know I am a redneck because I....

Used an electric fan and a 2x4 as a boom mower. (In some small amount of way, you must admit there is a bit of genius in doing that though. It did work).