If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #31  
My grapple-operating control. DIY the jon way.

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Totally somebody else who might not stop at a French Kiss. Just a redneck thing, or a dating profile pic?

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   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #32  
A paper towel or toilet paper pad with electrical tape is way better than a bandaid. I can keep an electrical tape bandage on my finger all through multiple hand washes where a bandaid falls off in an hour or less.

Yep. I think she did the right thing. I prefer electrical because of the stretch.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #33  
Jeff Foxworthy -
"You may be a redneck if your pickup is older than the girl your dating"
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #34  
Redneck fire alarm:

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   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #35  
Men! :confused2: She "SAYS" Your Tractors Sexy! BIG difference! If that woman in the picture thinks a tractors sexy, I'll eat someones fertilizer cap!
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #36  
Yep. I think she did the right thing. I prefer electrical because of the stretch.

Digressing a bit but if you put on a bandaid and attach adhesive to adhesive you can pinch it up tight and it stays on a long time as opposed to the usual overlap, the tail/flap can be cut off.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #37  
Digressing a bit but if you put on a bandaid and attach adhesive to adhesive you can pinch it up tight and it stays on a long time as opposed to the usual overlap, the tail/flap can be cut off.

Coming from a man that I'm guessing has self bandaged many times. :) :)
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #38  
It was a Dr who showed me that trick, good on fingers, he also showed me how to remove a fishing fly from my ear using a loop of string but as my casting has improved I have long forgotten that one.
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #39  
It was a Dr who showed me that trick, good on fingers, he also showed me how to remove a fishing fly from my ear using a loop of string but as my casting has improved I have long forgotten that one.

Had a fish hook thru my ear as a child. 4 people in a John Boat casting didn't work out so good. Dad cut the hook and got it out. Although I don't remember it this way, I'm sure I cried like a school girl. :)
 
   / If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck. #40  
You might be a redneck if everything you know about women you learned from a tractor !
 

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