I just realized I've become a Seenager

George2615 · Mar 8, 2017

Seenager

I am a Seenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don't have acne.

Life is great.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim? I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

When I was a child I thought nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is? I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights."

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators? but, we haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press 1 for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

topbuilder · Mar 8, 2017

:thumbsup:
Not there yet, but I get it.

SJay · Mar 8, 2017

Love it :thumbsup:

k0ua · Mar 8, 2017

More truth than fiction in that one.. The only thing different with me, is I can still remember my friends names...:dance1:

Redneck in training · Mar 8, 2017

Welcome to the club.

Wagtail · Mar 9, 2017

My hair (and beard) isn't grey... it's sun bleached blond.

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kidr · Mar 9, 2017

I was going to post something here but I forgo

oosik · Mar 9, 2017

Move over a little - I'll sit on that bench with you also.

I forget "things" a lot, but it simply keeps the mind clear for the more important items.

Thomas · Mar 9, 2017

Ain't that the truth.

Mendonsy · Mar 9, 2017

Definitely one of the better descriptions that I have heard!

GaryM · Mar 9, 2017

I think a lot about the hereafter. I walk down to the pole barn and wonder "What did I come down here after?"

ovrszd · Mar 9, 2017

Am I the only one that worries about some of these??? Fortunately my memory span is short so I forget which ones fairly quick.

Looking4new · Mar 9, 2017

My motto is, never put off till tomorrow what you can do the next day.

Forgetful? As long as I remember what I need to do when I am in the bathroom, all is good.

Big Barn · Mar 9, 2017

The "no fear of pregnancy" comment was a happy reminder!

I might even toss aside my walker for the day

Thanks for posting!

Terry

fried1765 · Mar 9, 2017

George2615 said:
Seenager

I am a Seenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don't have acne.

Life is great.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim? I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

When I was a child I thought nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is? I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights."

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators? but, we haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press 1 for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

I absolutely resemble those remarks !!

George2615 · Mar 9, 2017

A friend saw this and immediately thought of me too when he sent it.

innrkid · Mar 9, 2017

Procrastination...
I once saw a tshirt that said the following.

Top Five Things to Help Stop Procrastinating
1.

Wagtail · Mar 9, 2017

kidr said:
I was going to post something here but I forgo

I've learnt two very important lessons during my life.

I don't remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

ovrszd · Mar 9, 2017

Twenty some years ago my Dad died of Alzheimer's. So I've since been a bit paranoid about memory deficiencies. You guys have eliminated all of those concerns. I'm in pretty good shape!!!!

k0ua · Mar 9, 2017

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan , the other to Florida .
They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs ”

;“OK.”

Ten years later at age 40 they play.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”

“OK.”

Ten years later at age 50 they play a round of golf.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”

”OK.”

At age 60 they play a round of golf.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price.”

“OK”

At age 70 they play a round of golf.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the
door.”

“OK.”

At age 80 they play a round of golf.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“We’ve never been there before.”