I just realized I've become a Seenager

   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #1  

George2615

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Seenager

I am a Seenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don't have acne.

Life is great.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim? I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

When I was a child I thought nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is? I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights."

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators? but, we haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press 1 for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #2  
:thumbsup:
Not there yet, but I get it.
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #3  
Love it :thumbsup:
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #4  
More truth than fiction in that one.. The only thing different with me, is I can still remember my friends names...:dance1:
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #6  
My hair (and beard) isn't grey... it's sun bleached blond.

:eek:ath:
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #7  
I was going to post something here but I forgo
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #8  
Move over a little - I'll sit on that bench with you also.

I forget "things" a lot, but it simply keeps the mind clear for the more important items.
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #9  
Ain't that the truth.
 
   / I just realized I've become a Seenager #10  
Definitely one of the better descriptions that I have heard!
 

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