How not to bushhog !!

[IndyJay]

actually that would never happen because pee is not a continuous stream enough to conduct electric

Actually you are wrong.

 

[9973720wb19]

Actually you are wrong.

Okay...you first.

 

[IndyJay]

Go try it and get back with us. Unless you have serious prostate problems you will get shocked. Maybe you are thinking that the stream has to continue past the wire to the ground. Not so. YOU are the ground. Good solid flow.

 

[Sawyer Rob]

actually that would never happen because pee is not a continuous stream enough to conduct electric

I suggest you try it yourself, because when I was a kid, I saw the neighbor kid pee on our fence wire and it zapped him good!

SR

 

[MoKelly]

Looks like we are getting into a pi**ing contest on whether or not you can get shock by pi**ing on an electric fence.

 

[k0ua]

I suppose it would depend on how laminar the flow is. And that may vary by individual. Having been shocked rather badly after being handed a garden hose that was flowing over an electric fence I didn't know was there, I can assure you if your urine flow was laminar you sure wouldn't want to be hit in the schlong. I am not sure I could imagine that much pain. I can tell you the pain to my hand and arm was really bad. That was a long time ago, and the memory is still rather vivid.

 

[Smokeydog]

While renting a log cabin on the farm I now own, ran a weed chopper electric fence from the cabin along the elevated front porch to augment a little pasture/woods for the goats. My buddies and I were drinking beers admiring the goats in their tree house one evening. Went inside to get more refreshments. Heard a loud commotion and come running out seeing my friends rolling on the ground. Apparently one bud had decided to pee off the porch hit the line and others fell down laughing in sympathy. Evidence was compelling that this was not an urban legend. I missed the moment and others were not inclined to repeat the experience.

 

[IndyJay]

Looks like we are getting into a pi**ing contest on whether or not you can get shock by pi**ing on an electric fence.

Not a contest I would enter, and certainly not one I would want to "win".

 

[CobyRupert]

That reminds me…you can probably guess:

An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had *** together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern and I made love to you.”

“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”

“Ok,” he says, “How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time’s sake.”

“Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea.”

There’s a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, “I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.”

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. They finally get to the back of the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to a fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious *** that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She’s yelling, “Ohhh, God!” He’s hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic *** imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching, thinks that was truly amazing. He was going like a train. I’ve got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, “That was something else. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?”

The old man says, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence!”

 

[Midniteoyl]

Okay...you first.

* Electrified Third Rail: tested with an electric fence instead and found that an electric fence can shock you if you pee on it. confirmed

Account Suspended

 

[Williy]

I was about 14 years old and we were detasseling corn
at the end of the field was an electric fence. I said all you
guys grab hands and I will grab the electric fence, one guy
on the end says you guys won't feel a thing when he grabs
the fence because he will get the jolt but when I grabbed the
fence big mouth on the end was doing his dance he was the
only one to get the shock! His arm and shoulder hurt for a
couple of days.
Back in the 50's a delivery guy delivered to the framers and
at this one farm their dog would always pee on his tires so
he got an old model T coil and attached it to his truck when
he came to the farm dog came running out lifted its leg and
left out a yelp and off he went and when ever he came to the
farm the dog was no where to been seen.

willy

 

[LittleBittyBigJohn]

I got smacked in the face with a limb last year. I was on my father-in-law's Allis 170 bush hogging paying good attention to a hole that I did not want to get a tire in. Then everything went black for a little bit. About a 2" branch got hung up on the exhaust stack as I was creeping forward, when it slung off it hit me right on the bridge of the nose. Strangely there was no bruise or blood. But it hurt something terrible.

 

[shooterdon]

I hate bush hogging. I got one as part of the deal on my first tractor. Used it a half dozen times and traded it in when I bought my second tractor. It must be the second most dangerous attachment after a post hole digger.

 

[Torvy]

I was bush hogging an over grown field with Mimosas.

So, life lesson. Save the Mimosas until AFTER you are done bush hogging.