Groan 3; the Sequel

[Pixguy]

I still have a couple of those in my tool box.

Why?

 

[Jstpssng]

Why?

My brother had one hooked up to run the wipers in his '67 Mustang.

 

[Jim Shooz]

I worked with a guy who would break out into song:
Don't cry for me vacuum cleaner..........
Or
How would you like to swing on her bra
carry moonbeams home in a jar.

 

[Pixguy]

I worked with a guy who would break out into song:
Don't cry for me vacuum cleaner..........
Or
How would you like to swing on her bra
carry moonbeams home in a jar.

Is the first one, Don't cry for me Argentina?

 

[Jim Shooz]

give the man a cigar

 

[czechsonofagun]

HMM sounds more like a Montenegrin than Russian to me.

Nope, those are russians for us, Czechs.

 

[czechsonofagun]

 

[SouthernSky]

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?
All the folks 'round Brownsville say she's crazy?

Well, I was close anyway. It has been a few years since I heard it.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I worked with a guy who would break out into song:
Don't cry for me vacuum cleaner..........
Or
How would you like to swing on her bra
carry moonbeams home in a jar.

Row row your boat.....Merrily merrily merrily merrily...life's a butter bean.

 

[reb]

My brother thought a popular song in the 50s was "Shake, Marilyn Monroe."

 

[groundcover]

When a man loves a walnut...

 

[drssg]

We'll see if anyone here is young enough to remember...

Don't chew on me, baby.
Don't chew on me. Owwww!

 

[Yogi05]

Lots of modern ones too.

Pearl Jam - Better man
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find the butter man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find the butter man

Tragically Hip - 50 Mission Cap
My fifty missing cats
I worked it in
I worked it in to look like that
It's my fifty missing cats
It's his fifty missing cats

 

[turnkey4099]

My sister, about 16 asked "Mom, who are Shrin folk?

Mom: ???

Sister: You know, Shrin folk are acomin, their tails are in sight.

 

[Pixguy]

We'll see if anyone here is young enough to remember...

Don't chew on me, baby.
Don't chew on me. Owwww!

Don't give up on me baby...... ??

 

[i7win7]

 

[Jstpssng]

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Although if you were one of our friends from the southern hemisphere, they might argue those are the bottom 12 states...

 

[drssg]

Don't give up on me baby...... ??

Don't You Want Me, by The Human League. I was in college in the 80s. Those who enjoyed the bar scene just LOVED to sing the incorrect version of those lyrics. Apparently, when alcohol is involved, it gets funnier every single time you repeat it!

 

[ning]

Don't give up on me baby...... ??

how about
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche

and
excuse me, while I kiss this guy

 

[Jstpssng]

"There's a bathroom on the right"