A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
^^^
A bit of a translation for my NA-American friends: "quoits" is our word for the the 'ring toss game' (similar to the game of 'Horseshoes'). A "quoit" is a 'ring'.
(It's also a slang word for a nether-region orifice... the 'ring-bit' )