RedNeckGeek
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- Joined
- Jan 1, 2011
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- Location
- Butte County & Orcutt, California
- Tractor
- Kubota M62, Kubota L3240D HST (SOLD!), Kubota RTV900
Good evening from Terre Haute, IN. For the last two nights I've just gotten as far as I could until nearly dark, then did as best I could for a room and dinner. So far that's worked out well, this evening especially so. Just west of Terre Haute I pulled into a rest stop, rested, then got on the iPhone and pulled up Kayak to look for a room. That got me to the exit, so I looked it over in Google maps and picked one near a restaurant. There was a Panda Express nested in with the motels, so between that and a reasonably priced Red Roof Inn, I was set. Made the reservation, swung by Panda and a fuel stop on the way in, and after only two trips up and down the elevator I was all settled in. Long as the buzzing fridge doesn't keep me up all night, it's all good. Less than three hundred miles left for tomorrow, so should be able to get there in time to make a few phone calls and line up some real estate business for the next week.
Here are some notes from the trip so far:
Installed a new radio in the old truck before I left. Touch screen, menus, iPhone integration, voice command through the phone, hands free, HD radio (whatever that is), owner's manual like a fine print phone book. Took two days to install, including a backup camera, most of the time spent just running the wires, especially the one all the way from the trailer hitch. Sheesh. Anyway, it mostly works, except when it don't. The phone and the radio are supposed to talk via Bluetooth, but it only take half an hour or so before it goes toothless. Then it's time for 80 mph pokes on the phone to get it working again. Now that's a safety feature. But I can say things like "Call Jim on his mobile" and the phone'll start ringing, and I can almost hear him say "oh no, not HIM again". So that part's all good. And it helps me stay awake.
Speaking of staying awake, I called my old friend Joe, who drives bigrigs up and down I5, to see if he had any tips on staying awake. His secret is a 24oz mug of coffee first thing in the morning, that he brews himself because the stuff you get in the truck stops isn't strong enough. Good idea, but with that much caffeine in me I wouldn't sleep for a week, let alone that night. Then he mentioned podcasts, so I downloaded a few to my phone. Good idea, but there's no podcast button on the radio and I don't have time to stop long enough to talk to tech support. So if you get a phone call from me and I sound a little more out of it than usual, now you'll know I'm just trying to stay awake and I'll probably be OK after a good night or two's sleep.
Sleep? You mean people actually get sleep in strange motel rooms? Tonight, for instance, I'm sharing my room with a refrigerator that makes more noise than a Hoover Dam generator, that wasn't even plugged in when I first opened the door (phew!). Hey, all the comforts of home, right? And the heater is one of those where the fan only comes on when the heater's going, so you get this nice blast of noise at just about the same time you finally drift off to sleep, all night long. Then there's the screamin' kid in the next room, or the six or so of 'em playin' tag up and down the hall outside your door, and I can't wait for room service to call me at o'dark thirty with a wakeup call I never asked for...
Oh, and another thing. You'd think a radio this smart would know what time it is, right? Or that maybe the iPhone, seein' as it has internet access and all, and a GPS, too, would know what time it was as the truck made its way across the time zones? Nope. Today I happened to catch the small sign by the road that said we'd passed into the central time zone. Sez I to Siri "what time is it?"
Siri replies with Pacific time, two hours off. So I ask "What time is it in Missouri?". She answers with the correct time. Then I ask "Where are we?" She answers "Bumfuk, Missouri". I reply "Siri, you know where we are, you know what time it is there, but why don't you know what time it is?" The reply? "I can't answer while we're in the car." Oh well. At least I found one way to help me stay awake...
And one last thing: I don't know many people from Missouri, but I feel sorry for the ones that live there. At least the ones that have to drive on the freeways. Their behavior reminds me of why I had to leave the east: Too many a$$holes with driver's licenses. People asleep in the fast lane. People that speed up to block you when you put your turn signal on to change lanes. People that tail gate the snot out of your bumper when you can't go any faster than the idiot in front of you.
And then there's the miserable excuse for roads. Narrow, bumpy, and potholes big enough to bump my head on the headliner. And signs? Think maybe it'd be a good idea to put up a "Lane Ends" sign when the FAST LANE Peters out? Nah, they'll figure it out (thanks for lettin' me in, FedEx bigrig driver! Or maybe a "Rest Stop" sign a mile or so before? They must be savin' a ton of money on all those signs, but they're sure not puttin' it back into the roads.
Oh, and WTF is up with making a Federally funded Interstate Highway like I70 between Topeka and Kansas City a toll road? Are you freakin' kiddin' me? It'd be one thing if it was a new road like the bypass around Denver to get to the airport, but in the case of I70 in that area, it's the ONLY high speed thoroughfare. Why, there otta be a law...
Here are some notes from the trip so far:
Installed a new radio in the old truck before I left. Touch screen, menus, iPhone integration, voice command through the phone, hands free, HD radio (whatever that is), owner's manual like a fine print phone book. Took two days to install, including a backup camera, most of the time spent just running the wires, especially the one all the way from the trailer hitch. Sheesh. Anyway, it mostly works, except when it don't. The phone and the radio are supposed to talk via Bluetooth, but it only take half an hour or so before it goes toothless. Then it's time for 80 mph pokes on the phone to get it working again. Now that's a safety feature. But I can say things like "Call Jim on his mobile" and the phone'll start ringing, and I can almost hear him say "oh no, not HIM again". So that part's all good. And it helps me stay awake.
Speaking of staying awake, I called my old friend Joe, who drives bigrigs up and down I5, to see if he had any tips on staying awake. His secret is a 24oz mug of coffee first thing in the morning, that he brews himself because the stuff you get in the truck stops isn't strong enough. Good idea, but with that much caffeine in me I wouldn't sleep for a week, let alone that night. Then he mentioned podcasts, so I downloaded a few to my phone. Good idea, but there's no podcast button on the radio and I don't have time to stop long enough to talk to tech support. So if you get a phone call from me and I sound a little more out of it than usual, now you'll know I'm just trying to stay awake and I'll probably be OK after a good night or two's sleep.
Sleep? You mean people actually get sleep in strange motel rooms? Tonight, for instance, I'm sharing my room with a refrigerator that makes more noise than a Hoover Dam generator, that wasn't even plugged in when I first opened the door (phew!). Hey, all the comforts of home, right? And the heater is one of those where the fan only comes on when the heater's going, so you get this nice blast of noise at just about the same time you finally drift off to sleep, all night long. Then there's the screamin' kid in the next room, or the six or so of 'em playin' tag up and down the hall outside your door, and I can't wait for room service to call me at o'dark thirty with a wakeup call I never asked for...
Oh, and another thing. You'd think a radio this smart would know what time it is, right? Or that maybe the iPhone, seein' as it has internet access and all, and a GPS, too, would know what time it was as the truck made its way across the time zones? Nope. Today I happened to catch the small sign by the road that said we'd passed into the central time zone. Sez I to Siri "what time is it?"
Siri replies with Pacific time, two hours off. So I ask "What time is it in Missouri?". She answers with the correct time. Then I ask "Where are we?" She answers "Bumfuk, Missouri". I reply "Siri, you know where we are, you know what time it is there, but why don't you know what time it is?" The reply? "I can't answer while we're in the car." Oh well. At least I found one way to help me stay awake...
And one last thing: I don't know many people from Missouri, but I feel sorry for the ones that live there. At least the ones that have to drive on the freeways. Their behavior reminds me of why I had to leave the east: Too many a$$holes with driver's licenses. People asleep in the fast lane. People that speed up to block you when you put your turn signal on to change lanes. People that tail gate the snot out of your bumper when you can't go any faster than the idiot in front of you.
And then there's the miserable excuse for roads. Narrow, bumpy, and potholes big enough to bump my head on the headliner. And signs? Think maybe it'd be a good idea to put up a "Lane Ends" sign when the FAST LANE Peters out? Nah, they'll figure it out (thanks for lettin' me in, FedEx bigrig driver! Or maybe a "Rest Stop" sign a mile or so before? They must be savin' a ton of money on all those signs, but they're sure not puttin' it back into the roads.
Oh, and WTF is up with making a Federally funded Interstate Highway like I70 between Topeka and Kansas City a toll road? Are you freakin' kiddin' me? It'd be one thing if it was a new road like the bypass around Denver to get to the airport, but in the case of I70 in that area, it's the ONLY high speed thoroughfare. Why, there otta be a law...