Girlfriend Has A Question...

[JDGreenGrass]

The other night I was sitting at the computer for an extended time...TBN does that to me occasionally.

The girlfriend asks...."So, is sitting at the computer reading about tractors considered seat time.??"

OMG...I laughed.!!:laughing:

Then I replied....If the hour meter isn't running, no, it's not seat time.

 

[lakngulf]

Was she jealous of your tractor and TBN?

 

[MoKelly]

I see your favorite color is Green.

So, my suggestion is to borrow from the song and take her for a ride on your big green tractor.:laughing:

MoKelly

 

[Gizmo2]

Your girlfriend presented a good question.
Confidentially speaking, How does she know about Seat Time?

 

[beenthere]

Be careful, as girlfriends and wives don't like to share your time.

Weigh the options and the outcomes very diligently.

Now, did she rev up your meter at that point?

 

[Farmwithjunk]

WARNING.....WARNING.....WARNING.....

After more than 40 years of marriage,

There is NO correct answer to her question, at least in the eyes of the average female. Anything you say can (and will) be used against you at a later date.

Makes no difference be it a girlfriend OR a wife. They ALL belong to the same covert organization.

 

[CrownHawg]

Yes, they are trained at an early age how to manipulate and control the male of the species. Tread with caution!

 

[JDGreenGrass]

I see your favorite color is Green.

So, my suggestion is to borrow from the song and take her for a ride on your big green tractor.:laughing:

MoKelly

I don't need the Green thing....I just want to take her for a ride.!!:thumbsup:

 

[JDGreenGrass]

WARNING.....WARNING.....WARNING.....

After more than 40 years of marriage,

There is NO correct answer to her question, at least in the eyes of the average female. Anything you say can (and will) be used against you at a later date.

Makes no difference be it a girlfriend OR a wife. They ALL belong to the same covert organization.

:laughing::laughing::laughing::thumbsup:

 

[bakerg]

Pay no attention to them, they're just GREEN with envy.:laughing:

 

[jimgerken]

I'd answer "No it technically isn't seat time unless you are sitting on my lap while I am reading it."

 

[Perplexed]

Mention a girlfriend, and all thoughts of tractors go right out the window


Well, if that doesn't happen, one of three things is taking place:

1) You're a woman, and don't swing that way;

2) Your wife is looking over your shoulder; or

3) You're too old to care about such tomfoolery and nonsense

 

[ragkar]

guy bragging - I just got a hole in one at the golf course

wife - so how come you weren't home sooner?

 

[Farmwithjunk]

That's funny! Your post made me think of that stupid robot waving it's arms wildly about shouting "Danger Will Robinson. Danger!"
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

I was gonna go with the "Will Robinson" reference, but that's been a few decades now, and I didn't know how many people on here are too young to remember that!

 

[EE_Bota]

I'd answer "No it technically isn't seat time unless you are sitting on my lap while I am reading it."

That is a good answer. Perhaps some of you guys who are successful dodging bullets (most times) can suggest more answers and better answers. I'm single, so clearly my answers have all been wrong.

 

[k0ua]

I was gonna go with the "Will Robinson" reference, but that's been a few decades now, and I didn't know how many people on here are too young to remember that!

I am afraid that "danger Will Robinson" is burned into our brains forever, even if we are just a bunch of "bubble headed ninneys":laughing: and they should have taken "Mr. Smith" out behind the spaceship and shot him a long time ago.


James K0UA

 

[kebo]

The girlfriend asks...."So, is sitting at the computer reading about tractors considered seat time.??"

OMG...I laughed.!!:laughing:

Then I replied....If the hour meter isn't running, no, it's not seat time.

This is the next best thing to getting 3 minutes of seat time, without running up YOUR hourmeter. Warning! Once you start it, don't take your eyes off the road or your hands off the wheel, or you might wind up at the bottom of the hill!


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