Dialects, got to love them

[Frankenkubota]

Just a correction: it was Mike Myers (Anglo Canadians say the 'out' sound the same as a Scot)yup

i stand corrected. both had pretty good scottish scents.

A PIPER IS DOWN

 

[Frankenkubota]

 

[Sigarms]

Getting off dialects and looking at references per where you're from, what other ways are there to say...

Per relieving onself of urine, how many other ways are there to say "number 1, pee, tinkle, piss, drain the lizzard"?

Per a bowel movement, how may other ways are there to say "number 2, take a *****, crap, bowel movement,"?

Generally, at a dinner party, I understand that you will most likely state "excuse me" or "I have to use the restroom".

Sorry for taking this down the toilet, but curiosity got the better of me.

 

[Jstpssng]

Getting off dialects and looking at references per where you're from, what other ways are there to say...

Per relieving onself of urine, how many other ways are there to say "number 1, pee, tinkle, piss, drain the lizzard"?

Per a bowel movement, how may other ways are there to say "number 2, take a *****, crap, bowel movement,"?

Generally, at a dinner party, I understand that you will most likely state "excuse me" or "I have to use the restroom".

Sorry for taking this down the toilet, but curiosity got the better of me.

I'll take "All of the above" for $3000. Plus "Take a dump", "Water the trees", "flatter my bladder"...

 

[Sigarms]

Dang it, forgot "take a dump", never ever used "water the trees" or "flatter my bladder" LOL

 

[CobyRupert]

Who says “I need to see a man about a horse.”?

 

[cqaigy2]

Walk the dog.

 

[k0ua]

Who says “I need to see a man about a horse.”?

here in the south we say "I need to see a man about a dog"

Or "I need to drain the main vein"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Drain my radiator, take a whiz, find a jobby spot.

 

[/pine]

You often here guys say..."I have to take a leak"...what they're really doing is leaving one...!