Women

[civilian]

Dad always told the newlyweds to sleep naked. Mom and dad were married 64 and half before she died. One of their high school teachers told mom to find someone else to marry, he wasn't good enough for mom. Dad always wanted to find that teacher and tell her they lasted that long together. They met in high school. Cn't say I really heard them fight. Jon

 

[Hay Dude]

Been married for almost 27 years on 1st marriage, I guess marriage isn't for the modern world? The sex ends soon enough after eating the wedding cake........so you have to tolerate the roomate thing happening eventually. Else we do most things separate besides eating dinner and traveling occasionally together.

Say what?!?

 

[Runner]

Robert Mitchum, who was married to the same woman for 57 years until he died, was asked what the secret was to a long marriage. He said "Lack of imagination, I guess".

 

[MossRoad]

But "Happy spouse" includes both of you. Not just the wife.

 

[MossRoad]

Maybe after 5x it's time to avoid women?

 

[MossRoad]

Dad always told the newlyweds to sleep naked. Mom and dad were married 64 and half before she died. One of their high school teachers told mom to find someone else to marry, he wasn't good enough for mom. Dad always wanted to find that teacher and tell her they lasted that long together. They met in high school. Cn't say I really heard them fight. Jon

My wife had a great aunt who didn't care all that much for me. She told my wife there are other fish in the sea....

40+ years later I have that old lady's china in my hutch.

 

[MossRoad]

The sex ends soon enough after eating the wedding cake.......

Nobody wants to see that. You're supposed to wait until you get back to the hotel.

 

[Tpondel]

40+ years. She’s my best friend and confidant.

Well ok. I don’t tell her everything

 

[part-time-Farmer-NC]

40+ years. She’s my best friend and confidant.

Well ok. I don’t tell her everything

That's wisdom...

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

My dad did not pass on a lot of wisdom to me, but he did tell me this: all women are crazy.

It is not quite true, but it's so close to true, it might as well be. Even the good ones are nuts.

If women stopped voting, America would be a paradise.