My wife and I met online, and she was in another country. We had to keep getting together overseas. Her passport was worthless, and covid made it worse.
We started talking seriously about marriage, so I bought a ring. Really nice one. Then I went to Egypt to meet her.
We were on a cruise on the Nile, and I decided it was time to propose. She was arranging her luggage, and I came up behind her with the ring, preparing to issue a dramatic and romantic proposal. Before I could say anything, she looked and said, "Is that the ring? Give it to me."