You Know You Are Old When

[goeduck]

Same with...
Beverly Hillbillies
I dream of Barbara Eden naked
Bewitched
Hogan's Heroes
My 3 sons
Green Acres
Petticoat Junction
McHale's Navy
and all the other silly comedies of the 60s.

I still like and watch all of those except McHale's Navy and Hogan's Heroes. It is sometimes relaxing to watch silly old shows. Often times I turn them on to put me to sleep.

 

[goeduck]

Speaking of old today was a red letter day.
Our farrier and his wife were out for the horses and when I bent over to hand him his nippers I pooped my pants. It's been 70 years since that happened and luckily I had on brown shorts, the end doors were open as well as the coupla fan was on high.
I'm hoping it was a fluke!

As you get older it is harder to tell farts from sharts until after it is too late. I think we discussed this in this thread.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I think it was the chilli and glad I didn't have gravy legs.

 

[steve tym]

I think it was the chilli and glad I didn't have gravy legs.

"Gravy legs" Good one.

 

[masseyrider]

"Gravy legs" Good one.

How aboot poutine shorts?
I haven't had it yet but my neighbour did.
He was walking out to his barn letting a few gaseous clouds escape when one became somewhat partially liquidy solid.
Shaking his head he said, "If you can't trust your as shole who can you trust?"

 

[Alan46]

I have an app called Out of Milk on my phone, which I enter what ever I need at the grocery store. Works great for me.

I have that one also, but forgot how to use it!

 

[masseyrider]

When I still had my dogs one of them insisted on sleeping under the covers with me.
Just a little guy about 15+lbs.
He was pressed up against me, his head right by my thinking parts (a s s).
I don't know what I ate but the fart was long, damp and immediate stink.
Poor Roger must have caught a face full.
Crawling out from under the covers he gave me such a dirty look.
That sort of "really boss!" look was priceless.
He still slept under the covers but more at my feet after that.
I really miss those guys but don't have the heart to get replacements.

 

[Alan46]

Everyone would hate me.... no coffee no nice. Even the dogs avoid me until after the second cup.

Years ago my daughter had a sign on her desk ( don’t piss me off, I haven’t had my coffee yet)

 

[WinterDeere]

 

[masseyrider]

YKYO when you do something out of the ordinary and you feel it/pay for it for the next couple days.