You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #3,511  
Same with...
Beverly Hillbillies
I dream of Barbara Eden naked
Bewitched
Hogan's Heroes
My 3 sons
Green Acres
Petticoat Junction
McHale's Navy
and all the other silly comedies of the 60s.
I still like and watch all of those except McHale's Navy and Hogan's Heroes. It is sometimes relaxing to watch silly old shows. Often times I turn them on to put me to sleep.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,512  
Speaking of old today was a red letter day.
Our farrier and his wife were out for the horses and when I bent over to hand him his nippers I pooped my pants. It's been 70 years since that happened and luckily I had on brown shorts, the end doors were open as well as the coupla fan was on high.
I'm hoping it was a fluke!
As you get older it is harder to tell farts from sharts until after it is too late. I think we discussed this in this thread.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,515  
"Gravy legs" Good one.
How aboot poutine shorts?
I haven't had it yet but my neighbour did.
He was walking out to his barn letting a few gaseous clouds escape when one became somewhat partially liquidy solid.
Shaking his head he said, "If you can't trust your as shole who can you trust?":unsure::ROFLMAO:
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,517  
When I still had my dogs one of them insisted on sleeping under the covers with me.
Just a little guy about 15+lbs.
He was pressed up against me, his head right by my thinking parts (a s s).
I don't know what I ate but the fart was long, damp and immediate stink.
Poor Roger must have caught a face full.
Crawling out from under the covers he gave me such a dirty look.
That sort of "really boss!" 😖look was priceless.
He still slept under the covers but more at my feet after that.
I really miss those guys but don't have the heart to get replacements.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,518  
Everyone would hate me.... no coffee no nice. Even the dogs avoid me until after the second cup.
Years ago my daughter had a sign on her desk ( don’t piss me off, I haven’t had my coffee yet)
 

Tractor & Equipment Auctions

1996 Chevrolet IMPALA SS (A51222)
1996 Chevrolet...
SHOP MADE  MANIFOLD TRAILER (A50854)
SHOP MADE...
JOHN DEERE 3040 TRACTOR (A50459)
JOHN DEERE 3040...
2014 Therm Dynamics TD400 Towable Flameless Heater Trailer (A49461)
2014 Therm...
New Holland TS6. 120 Tractor (A50322)
New Holland TS6...
2015 VOLVO ECR88D (A50854)
2015 VOLVO ECR88D...
 
Top