What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[BravoXray]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, say yes! - Ghost Busters

 

[BravoXray]

I can't dance, but I sure can intermission.

 

[groundcover]

The Cowboy way with Woody Harrelson. " If it has hair I can ride it, if it has a beat I can dance to it "

 

[BravoXray]

Jeff Foxworthy told a story once about a woman at one of his book signing events, who was rather plump and very flirty. He thought to himself, I could probably ride it, but I'd probably get hurt.

 

[alexpops]

Jeff Foxworthy told a story once about a woman at one of his book signing events, who was rather plump and very flirty. He thought to himself, I could probably ride it, but I'd probably get hurt.

Reminds me of the old joke about "how are fat girls and mopeds the same?" ... You might have fun riding either one but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you on one.

 

[drssg]

"The old dreams were good dreams; they didn't work out but I'm glad I had them."
- The Bridges of Madison County

 

[drssg]

The government is going to nationalize crime, to make sure it doesn't pay.
- Benny Hill

 

[Hayloft]

Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem.
-President Ronald Reagan

 

[Herness]

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” — George Bernhard Shaw

 

[/pine]

When two positives make a negative:

"We're from the government and we're here to help" ...Yeah Right...!

 

[WinterDeere]

Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem.
-President Ronald Reagan

This one has probably already been posted in the preceding 702 pages, but it's a good one:

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -- Ronald Reagan.

 

[BravoXray]

We're from the government, we're here to help you.

 

[California]

We're from the government, we're here to help you.

I used to love to say that when I arrived to audit a construction contractor after a large public works project.

Many Change Orders, for unforseen issues not listed in the contract, are paid on a time & materials basis, subject to audit to verify a real cost was incurred.

No receipts for the $50k of fresh wire you say you bought to replace old at that signal lights upgrade? Sorry, I'll help you draft a revised lesser reimbursement claim that omits the imaginary new wire.

Glad to help. That's what I'm here for.

 

[Hayloft]

RUST
never
sleeps.

 

[WinterDeere]

RUST
never
sleeps.

No... the Mouse Police never sleep!

 

[/pine]

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” – H.L. Mencken (1880 – 1956)

 

[tallyho8]

Now as a followup to the previous post:
Never attribute to malfeasance what simple incompetence can explain.

 

[alexpops]

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

 

[California]

Graffiti seen in Berkeley long ago:

Time ... is why everything doesn't happen all at once.