Good morning!!!!

[RedNeckGeek]

Not that I think hearing aids are funny (they're probably in my future as well), but because copy'n'paste is so easy:

Farmer & Hearing Aid

The old farmer had been tilling his 160 acres for many years, and though his wife had long complained about his poor hearing, he'd yet to do anything about it. One morning at breakfast, she shouted "Henry, I made an appointment for you next week at the ear doctor to see about a hearing aid. The grandkids were here all last week and both remarked that you hardly said anything to either one of them. They're not gonna be young forever, and you're gonna miss it if you don't get your ears fixed!"

Henry loved his grandkids, and while he didn't care much for what most folks had to say these days, he knew his wife was right. So when the day came for his appointment he got there right on time and was pleased with the new doctor. Even better, when he walked out of the office he could hear music in the lobby, the cute nurse's goodbye, and even birds singing in the trees outside. It was even better when he got home because he was hearing things he hadn't for years. He also noticed his wife was a lot nicer to him, and wasn't yelling for a change!

Things were great for the next couple of weeks until one morning he came down to breakfast and couldn't hear a thing. It was just like the old days again, so right away his wife called the doctor and got him another appointment for that same afternoon. It didn't take the doctor long to figure out that Henry's hearing wasn't what it should be, so he got out his light and looked in Henry's ear. He wasn't sure what he was seeing, so he used a pair of hemostats and pulled out something that clearly wasn't a hearing aid.

"Henry, what's this suppository doing in your ear?" the doc asked.

"I have no idea", said Henry". "But where do you suppose my hearing aid got to?"

 

[Looking4new]

RNG, lol

 

[daugen]

Toppop, they don't know about the truck, they want to flush the coolant first even though I told them this was mechanical/electronic...They'll do that, probably replace the thermostat, and then finally diagnose a bad sensor or brain. This truck has not been the same since the last major update/flash.

split wood for several hours this morning, good to get some exercise though not so easy on back. Going to chill for rest of day.
Local farmers out in force bringing in last of soybeans. Saw this farmer plus two other yellow Lexion combines out in the field making dust.

 

[jbrumberg]

RNG- Thanks for the laugh.

Drew- Good luck with the truck. Thanks for the pictures. You earned today's R&R.

Today's snow so far. Just enough to cover the less than white plowed snow which is nice; but just enough to cover the brown snow in the driveway which may prove to be problematic.

Too bad Wifey has to make a pharmacy run down to the "Big City" this PM.

 

[farmeratheart]

Good morning All. Although it is afternoon already. Boy how the days fly by! A chilly 33 to start this morning. Cloudy and 47 now. The air didn’t get much nicer when the winds shifted from the N-NW to the S-SW like it normally does. Hope that all are having a productive end to the week and that everyone stays safe and healthy this weekend.

Frank

 

[ramman666]

Good morning All. Although it is afternoon already. Boy how the days fly by! A chilly 33 to start this morning. Cloudy and 47 now. The air didn’t get much nicer when the winds shifted from the N-NW to the S-SW like it normally does. Hope that all are having a productive end to the week and that everyone stays safe and healthy this weekend.

Frank

Hi Frank always happy to see another Frank around.

 

[jbrumberg]

Wifey's pharmacy run was aborted due to hazardous road conditions.. It took my Wife 1 hour to get down to the bottom of our hill and back due to slippery roads, stopped traffic, vehicles off the road, and the town's plows finally getting on-scene. A total round trip of 3 miles.

 

[ramman666]

Wifey's pharmacy run was aborted due to hazardous road conditions.. It took my Wife 1 hour to get down to the bottom of our hill and back due to slippery roads, stopped traffic, vehicles off the road, and the town's plows finally getting on-scene. A total round trip of 3 miles.

Glad she is safe and didn’t have any serious issues.

 

[jbrumberg]

Frank- Thanks. She's a decent snow driver. If one does not have an AWD and/or 4WD vehicle around here one may not make it home during a snow/ice storm. 1 hour to make it down to the bottom of our hill and back is a new record. Nice avatar.

 

[farmeratheart]

Hi Frank always happy to see another Frank around.