Pallets in fields

[lilranch2001]

there may have been a golden shower dossier on one of the pallets!

 

[k0ua]

You don't reckon ole Sparc is one of them Russian meddlers do you?

 

[smstonypoint]

Here's a research project that might allow an ambitious junior scientist to earn tenure.

Cooperative Extension County Offices: Rutgers NJAES provides a link to the Cooperative Extension office in each of the counties in New Jersey.

The junior scientist could e-mail the Extension Department Head in each county and inquire about the pallet formations. The e-mail could be along these lines.

"An associate was traveling through rural New Jersey recently and spotted several fields with pallets stacked in an inverted-v formation. He asked me about the purpose of the formations and I drew a blank. Are these formations used in your county? If so, what is their purpose"?

Steve

 

[stuckmotor]

Here's a research project that might allow an ambitious junior scientist to earn tenure.

Cooperative Extension County Offices: Rutgers NJAES provides a link to the Cooperative Extension office in each of the counties in New Jersey.

The junior scientist could e-mail the Extension Department Head in each county and inquire about the pallet formations. The e-mail could be along these lines.

"An associate was traveling through rural New Jersey recently and spotted several fields with pallets stacked in an inverted-v formation. He asked me about the purpose of the formations and I drew a blank. Are these formations used in your county? If so, what is their purpose"?

Steve

I'd like to see the look on Hank Kimbles face when he reads 47 emails with the exact wording Steve suggested and different signatures and email addresses.

 

[Wagtail]

I'd like to see the look on Hank Kimbles face when he reads 47 emails with the exact wording Steve suggested and different signatures and email addresses.

Well, one or two emails with this request would, invariably, be placed in the "I'll get around to it when I've got the time" file. (eg; forgotten about the next day)

Whereas forty-seven emails with this request would encourage a response.

 

[sseelhoff]

Well, one or two emails with this request would, invariably, be placed in the "I'll get around to it when I've got the time" file. (eg; forgotten about the next day)

Whereas forty-seven emails with this request would encourage a response.

47 e-mails would likely generate a grant proposal and government funded study. ;v)

 

[turnkey4099]

47 e-mails would likely generate a grant proposal and government funded study. ;v)

And result in an "ignoble award".

 

[lilranch2001]

Carefull gentlemen, your getting right on the edge of political comment...... and that is a no-no.
Ask me how I know??

 

[TomSeller]

Does anyone think these pallets are suffering ?

 

[Jim Shooz]

From what ???

 

[bcp]

From what ???

Inversoveeopathy.

Bruce

 

[check]

Inversoveeopathy. Bruce

Wait a minute! I thought that meant your bellybutton was is an "outie" rather than an "innie".

 

[TomSeller]

From what ???

I suspect bacteria that usually colonize pallets are suffering and wonder if the pallets themselves are suffering causing the bacteria to suffer.

 

[Wagtail]

I suspect bacteria that usually colonize pallets are suffering and wonder if the pallets themselves are suffering causing the bacteria to suffer.

Hang on... are you hypothesising that the pallets are contorting into an inverted 'V' due to a painful reaction to a bacterial infection?

Possible. Although I propose that the contortion is more likely due to natural bacterial emissions resulting in painful pallet-flatulence.

 

[stuckmotor]

The pallets are suffering from splinters.

 

[turnkey4099]

Could those inverted V formations be protesting something?

 

[lpigott]

The **** illuminati are everywhere!

 

[sseelhoff]

If V is for Vendetta




What is an inverted V. Forgiveness? Perhaps the pallets come in peace?

 

[oosik]

I suggest rapid convergence of theories on this matter for soon the pallets will under a blanket of snow. Who know what transpires under the cover of snow?

 

[Snowback]

No joke - I was out on property this past weekend and while hooking up the cutter I keep out back, I noticed that a couple of the stacked pallets appeared to have "wandered off".

Now I'm getting older, but not that old. Pretty sure I had eight where six now sit. Should I be worried, or did they just make a break for it?