Pallets in fields

[polo1665]

She is pictured here.

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Rocky

PS -- that's her manager on the left.

I heard her manager works for acorns.

 

[smstonypoint]

I heard her manager works for acorns.

She calls him her "manager," but I believe that is a euphemism (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Rocky

 

[RobertBrown]

I heard her manager works for acorns. Rocky

Who? This guy?

He looks like he could lift a pallet and carry it a good distance....

 

[RobertBrown]

It's funny now........
But then....next thing you know...you see pallets in your fields.......:shocked:

When you least expect it......expect it!

 

[kevin37b]

What tavern are you people sitting in ?

 

[smstonypoint]

Who? This guy?

He loos like he could lift a pallet and carry it a good distance....

Of course not. That's Scooter, Treasurer of the Squirrel Defense League.

Rocky

 

[smstonypoint]

It's funny now........
But then....next thing you know...you see pallets in your fields.......:shocked:

When you least expect it......expect it!

Sir, you are either a card-carrying member of the "squirrelly alarmists" or a gullible citizen who has been duped by their scare tactics. Photoshopping the head of the Spawn of Satan on the body of an innocent squirrel is beneath contempt. The "squirrelly alarmists" have no shame, no sense of decency.

Rocky

 

[TomSeller]

What tavern are you people sitting in ?

And how much have you been drinking?

 

[dave1949]

The pallet placer must be either: reasonably fit, or working with one or more accomplices.

Consider the difficulty of a single squirrel holding up one pallet while picking up and leaning a second pallet against the first. This is well beyond the capability of one squirrel! One slip and it would be bye bye squirrel, hello stew pot.

Squirrels have been documented colluding with moose however, as shown in the Rocky and Bullwinkle film--spirited out of the country by Natasha! These aliens keep appearing out of nowhere in this mystery.

If a moose is involved, then all bets are off. Moose antlers would make very good pallet props for a squirrel, but moose only have antlers in late summer into winter--about the time the pallets become visible. Hmmm, very suspicious.

 

[lilranch2001]

She is pictured here.

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Rocky

PS -- that's her manager on the left.

I think I knew that girl back in my younger days!

 

[ljohnson778]

Hmm... Found a few very disturbing pieces of information.

First:
"It was used in Desert Storm to ID tanks and vehicles as part of the coalition.

the armor was designated as:

/\ - Alpha

> - Bravo

< - Charlie

|> - Delta"

Second:
"During Desert Storm, it was the universal don't shoot me sign for the allies."

Now, if you subscribe to the inverted v theory, which I do, then it appears as if it might be for identification purposes. What purpose, you ask? Well, as I said, it is very disturbing... Let's take the first fact above, which implies that the inverted v represents Alpha. Ok, Alpha... A, in military speak. A as in Alien! Second fact, a symbol to avoid friendly fire. I believe what we have here is a hybrid theory, the Militarist Alienist theory! They're marking friendly fields, so they can destroy the other unmarked fields! Seems something, or someone, disrupts their plan each year, and the window of opportunity for the attack closes. They then remove the pallets until the next opportunity appears. What delays the attack each year, I can't say... Perhaps bad directions, or gelled fuel(it is cold in space) Whatever it is, they could overcome it at any time! We need to find the owners of the palleted fields and obtain information by whatever means necessary! We need to know how they communicate with the aliens. Although, it might just be easier to move the pallet structures to unmarked fields, thus making sure those owners are safe, leaving the traitors unmarked and open for destruction!

 

[dragoneggs]

Hmm... Found a few very disturbing pieces of information.

First:
"It was used in Desert Storm to ID tanks and vehicles as part of the coalition.

the armor was designated as:

/\ - Alpha

> - Bravo

< - Charlie

|> - Delta"

Second:
"During Desert Storm, it was the universal don't shoot me sign for the allies."

Now, if you subscribe to the inverted v theory, which I do, then it appears as if it might be for identification purposes. What purpose, you ask? Well, as I said, it is very disturbing... Let's take the first fact above, which implies that the inverted v represents Alpha. Ok, Alpha... A, in military speak. A as in Alien! Second fact, a symbol to avoid friendly fire. I believe what we have here is a hybrid theory, the Militarist Alienist theory! They're marking friendly fields, so they can destroy the other unmarked fields! Seems something, or someone, disrupts their plan each year, and the window of opportunity for the attack closes. They then remove the pallets until the next opportunity appears. What delays the attack each year, I can't say... Perhaps bad directions, or gelled fuel(it is cold in space) Whatever it is, they could overcome it at any time! We need to find the owners of the palleted fields and obtain information by whatever means necessary! We need to know how they communicate with the aliens. Although, it might just be easier to move the pallet structures to unmarked fields, thus making sure those owners are safe, leaving the traitors unmarked and open for destruction!

Now this is more of the research that will advance the discovery of truth concerning the pallet mystery. The squirrelists are losing it.

 

[stuckmotor]

That Squirellious Innuendo chick loses interest fast, if you don't stuff her furry little garters with $10.00 bills.

 

[TomSeller]

Okay, time to get back to our scientific discussions.

 

[stuckmotor]

Okay, time to get back to our scientific discussions.

Could you say something scientific to get my mind off the dancing squirrel.

 

[tkappeler]

That Squirellious Innuendo chick loses interest fast, if you don't stuff her furry little garters with $10.00 bills.

Wow, $10? Prices vary greatly regionally, almost like propane prices. :laughing:

 

[stuckmotor]

She takes twice as much interest for $20s.

 

[RobertBrown]

Sorry for the delay, I just got back from Jersey. I decided to get the real story.
I located Sparc.....
it's not pretty.......

 

[blueriver]

Sorry for the delay, I just got back from Jersey. I decided to get the real story. I located Sparc..... it's not pretty.......

Waiting .........

 

[stuckmotor]

Waiting .........

Has Robert Brown gone MIA too?