Pallets in fields

   / Pallets in fields #342  
They are targets for local police drones. Intensive training is a must and open fields provide safe targeting areas. In the future the drones will be using the pallets for pylon race practice these, however, will be piled higher.
 
   / Pallets in fields #343  
Ain't you guys about wore this out ?

Yeah, but every one is just waiting around to find out what the danged pallets were set up in the field for. Meanwhile, what we don't know we just make up.. Kinda like politicians. :laughing:
 
   / Pallets in fields #344  
I've unsubscribed to a lot of threads over time, but not this one. I'm keeping with it until the mystery is solved.
:D
 
   / Pallets in fields #345  
I have developed and expounded upon (at length, no less) three viable and as yet un-refuted pallet theories.

1) The Hunting Theory: Temporary deer and/or turkey hunting blinds.

2) The Alien Cargo Cult Theory: Cargo requires pallets.

3) The Paladin Theory: A precursor to an Alien Invasion thwarted by the mis-communication to Bob of a reference to the Latin "palatine, plural palatini" fashioned after the TV character "Paladin," whom the Aliens became aware of somewhere in the time frame of 4 to 20 light years following the broadcast period (1957-63) of Have Gun Will Travel.

Spectating slackers abound in this thread!

I may develop a unified fourth theory.
 
   / Pallets in fields #346  
I have developed and expounded upon (at length, no less) three viable and as yet un-refuted pallet theories.

1) The Hunting Theory: Temporary deer and/or turkey hunting blinds.

2) The Alien Cargo Cult Theory: Cargo requires pallets.

3) The Paladin Theory: A precursor to an Alien Invasion thwarted by the mis-communication to Bob of a reference to the Latin "palatine, plural palatini" fashioned after the TV character "Paladin," whom the Aliens became aware of somewhere in the time frame of 4 to 20 light years following the broadcast period (1957-63) of Have Gun Will Travel.

Spectating slackers abound in this thread!

I may develop a unified fourth theory.

Are you going to develop the Grand Unified Theory? Or are you just going to go with your "gut"? :laughing:
 
   / Pallets in fields #347  
Are you going to develop the Grand Unified Theory? Or are you just going to go with your "gut"? :laughing:

I dunno. I don't want to bite off more than I can makeup. :laughing:
 
   / Pallets in fields #350  
This whole thread has turned into a Paul Bunyan contest.:D

Maybe Babe the Blue Ox dragged those pallets into the field? You could be on to something James!
 
   / Pallets in fields #351  
Maybe Babe the Blue Ox dragged those pallets into the field? You could be on to something James!

Are you starting a new "faction"? The Ox faction?:laughing:
 
   / Pallets in fields #352  
So ... If The blue ox is involved ?? What's John Henry doing about this?? And is Paul going to "axe" these pallets "just what is your intentions before I chop u up" .. Is Pecos Bill going to rope them??? Will Widow maker ride in and save the alien boy ????
 
   / Pallets in fields #353  
Ain't you guys about wore this out ?

I hope we've got a lot of silly comments yet to make.
I was reading the dreary thread about the handcuffed kid getting shot dead, and had to come over here to have my spirits lifted.
 
   / Pallets in fields #354  
I think the inverted "V" formed by the pallets is the international symbol for a caret field or farm.

Bruce
 
   / Pallets in fields #355  
I think the inverted "V" formed by the pallets is the international symbol for a caret field or farm.

Bruce

This explanation seems plausible at first glance, but unfortunately does not stand up when subjected to scientific scrutiny.

By definition, the international caret farm symbol has but two "sides." The photographic evidence from the OP shows that the pallets are earthbound and thus form triangles. Your conjecture would be supported if the pallets were suspended in mid-air.

However, investigation of the geometry of the formations may be useful. Are they isosceles? Equilateral?

Steve
 
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   / Pallets in fields #359  
In this configuration, they are ready to be deployed. They will be doused with diesel fuel when the time comes and lit on fire at night to mark the landing zone.
 
   / Pallets in fields #360  
You will be happy to learn that I have figured out to monetize the contents of this thread.

I have developed a script that has been been purchased by the producers of Ancient Aliens which airs on the History Channel.

Some of you (well, actually all of you) neglected to copyright your material. Thus, that material is in the public domain and can be used without compensation.

Thank you and keep up the good work.;)

Steve

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