TBN Funnies

[mikehaugen]

uh-oh.. I recognize one of those..

guess i need to start repalcing my tires a lil sooner.

maybe this will start a competition for who can get the most quotes on CompactTractorFan's list

 

[murphy1244]

I am on my second one, #2 has caused me some trouble

 

[Steave]

uh-oh.. I recognize one of those..

guess i need to start repalcing my tires a lil sooner.

As soon as I read that one I remembered you saying it. It was funny them.

 

[Soundguy]

true though.. I replace them 'after'

 

[CompactTractorFan]

Thanks for the comments guys, but I didn't write any of them. I just gather them up. :thumbsup:

 

[CompactTractorFan]

Latest volume:

"Some of my best childhood memories are now illegal"

"Hey - this is TBN - somebody must have a secure shipping container buried in a hillside that we can meet at ! I'll bring enough tinfoil hats for everybody"

"I think the Chinese do brilliantly at steel and iron, but not sure I want something based on chemicals"

"If you could remove every gun on earth....There would be huge rise in knife violence"

"your penmanship? have you seen my typo-ship"


"I think we need a new sub-forum entitled "Country Cooking", or "Home style Vittles:...or...."
"....or how I got my first heart attack"


"Re: What's the MOST FUN Thing to Do on YOUR Tractor?"
"My favorite is going up to the hunting property putting in food plots and brush hogging all the trails while I have a few barley pops"


"I am probably a bad example, but all of our kids were riding motorcycles at five or six"

"I was in northern Minnesota in 1975 when the Alexandria area got 17" of snow with 50 mph winds. Ladies and gentlemen, that is a blizzard"

"I can't imagine how the local tv forecasters would deal with that storm. I would imagine that they would invent a new category of storm warning. Something like an "end of days warning". Seriously, I just don't know how the lead weather guy would react. But I will bet it would entertaining"

"what about all those Y2K preppers with their 1,000 rolls of toilet paper and bags of grain"

"A little squirt of kroil, and just a little bit of persuasion with a pry bar and it's off"

"I of course hit fldot site and as usual.. it's like trying to pull a pin out of a haystack, in a barn full of hay stacks.. that's on fire"

"It's like seeing an old friend when stuff like that turns up"

"Of course, with no glasses everything is bit blurry and you don't want to find them by the crunching sound of stepping on them"

"We knew he was a dork when he showed up in a silver Ford windstar with a set of Whelen strobes on the roof. Bad hairpiece, too"

"so i'm sitting at the chiropractor's office waiting for the ball & chain to get a tune up and i found a copy of popular science to skim through"

"2 - 14year olds together can tear up an anvil so no way are they going to get on my RTV"

"Shucks! Just looking at that cage makes me want to plant a 'mater inside there"

"Around here that type of thing is druggies looking for prescription meds. You can't get high on a flat screen TV so why take it"

"Getting back to the meteor...I kinda wish it had landed on Washington DC"

 

[Soundguy]

i think i recognize one of those too!

 

[CompactTractorFan]

i think i recognize one of those too!

I'm sure you do.

 

[dave1949]

Good job Kyle.