"I Absolutely hate it when implements play submarine"
"I am the modern man...my smart phone smells of diesel & grease"
"Of course I live in Taxachusetts"
"On a courage per pound of critter basis raccoons are near the top of the list and never give up until you prove it to em"
"Rushing through a job will only get you to the scene of an accident quicker"
"i know this is not a vet line but i cant find my phone and i live way out in the cut my dog has got bitten by a yellow bellied water snake what do i do?"
"I think IKEA is Swedish for cardboard"
"Not even sure this would work, but it sounds like it might & it's cheap, like me"
"When I need to charge a battery, I just need to charge the darn thing - I don't need to babysit another temperamental piece of unstable digital consumer electronics"
"One day I had a falling out with the beautician over an hour long screwed up 12 dollar head mauling"
"The report post feature seems to work, but it's slower than molasses at the north pole"
Re: How do you carry your chainsaw ?
"...by the handle - the chain hurts my hand"
"Is this Mount 'trashmore"???"
"i thought I was having a stroke when the board changed again. whew.. glad to see it was planned!"
"didn't list any brand names.. just a bunch of chinglish safety warnings..."
"Who's the blonde bimbo in the
chipper ad?"
Re: Can anyone identify this animal Scat
"I don't know, but I think you'll have to taste it to be sure."
"A diamond is a rock and so is a piece of gravel. One is just more valuable so ownership is more important. If you lose a piece of gravel the police will not help you"
"i just bought my new cab tractor for one reason...my ice cold body and sore neck won out over my severe cheapness."
"Materials for a good landplane cost roughly $100/ft of width plus labor and consumables (welding supplies, beer and pizza for the helpers). Unless your helpers consume to much you wind up with a much heavier duty landplane for a few hundred less than a store bought model."
"How Many Post holes does one have to dig to get a PHD? I once told my Dr. that I had my PHD ... he stated well then I quess I have to pay attention to what I am doing ... then he asked where did you attend medical school?? I says "You mean you have to go to school to get your Post Hole Diggers License""
"What the heck would Obama know about firewood?"
"If you do end up ordering online be sure to check mounting fees with local shops, some shops may add a surcharge for mounting if you bring you own new tires and rightly so. Kind of link taking your own bacon & eggs to an Ihop and asking them to cook them for you."
"Sometimes the best tools are telephone and checkbook."
"If you believe stuff like this, I know a Nigerian prince that will wire you millions of dollars if you give him your bank account number."
"On CL at any one time, you will find wheel barrels, latter racks, step latters, scrape medal, frigerators, traylors and hydrolic stuff."
"All a product of our fine pubic skools."
"Putting roof on my building, is there any easy way to install plywood clips? Seems like you need 3 trained monkeys to hold clips all in place while you slide the sheet. And the monkeys get their fingers smashed a lot."
"One can never have enough little things to drive around and enjoy!"
"he turned in a plant fire alarm. every vehicle in area with light bars on top responded."
"Thats one way. I wonder what a .45 slug would do to one. I shot my old computer a few years ago, that was a good day."
"Well gee, since this post has suggested everything up to a howitzer."
"Yeah and now that you mention it ....all the health nuts are already eating Toe Foo....must be made out of toes and finger food...so you are right...there ya go...LOL"
"If NASA isn't watching your every move, I'm sure the little green men on Mars are."
"4shorts with your nose so bright, won't you guide my tractor tonight!"
"There's one at the local Tractor Supply made by Ohio Steel ( I doubt it is in Ohio though, Kinda like Pittsburg Tool, they are made along way from Pittsburg )"
Re: What kind of PU tires should I get?
"Round ones"
"I don't know what store or restaurant would want 40 lbs of chicken gizzards, but apparently they do."
Re: What's your heating season target temperature?
"Havent a clue what it is . I just keep throwing logs on or opening windows till it's right"
"Media as usual, out there referring to any piece of construction equipment they see as, "a bulldozer". And as usual, none of them are."
"Don't buy chunk! (that's chinese junk, I just made that up!)"
"You know, the difference in HF and Sears is you complain about service at Sears and people listen. You complain about service at Harbor Freight and people laugh you out of the room."
"I don't need anymore tools,."
"We will all pray for a speedy recovery."
"OK, this may be crazy, but I'm not the craziest person on this planet"
