You Know You Are Old When

[Engineer42]

I'll leave it in a neighbor's mailbox.

Take it to the store and throw it in the cart of someone with a batch of screaming kids.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Last place I worked there was a young arrogant kid working there.
He acted like he owned the place even with us senior (long term) employees.
His girl friend would pick him up from work couple days a week. She was gorgeous.
In the summer he'd park with his windows down.
I'd had enough of his Sh-t so time to get even.
Got a couple safes, stretched them to make them look used and put hand lotion in them.
Tossed one where it was obvious behind the back seat under the glass and one sort of under the front seat.
Hoped he wouldn't spot them until his girl friend did.
It worked. She left him. She wouldn't believe that he didn't know anything about them.
He deserved it.
As a kid one of my girl friends had to stop going out with me because of my ethnic back ground.
Coming home at night I'd toss my used safes in their driveway.
If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up.
Her father being a yard N-zi surely found more than one. Hopefully it planted seeds of doubt in his little girls chastity.

Could you elaborate on "If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up."
How is that possible and what's the procedure?

 

[Engineer42]

Could you elaborate on "If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up."
How is that possible and what's the procedure?

No no no, don't ask, cause he'll tell ya.

 

[masseyrider]

No no no, don't ask, cause he'll tell ya.

It involves a large safe, some lotion, a private location, a half hour or so and a biceps workout.
The rest I'll leave to your imagination.
OH! Thinking about bosoms helps.

 

[WinterDeere]

It involves a large safe, some lotion, a private location, a half hour or so and a biceps workout.
The rest I'll leave to your imagination.
OH! Thinking about bosoms helps.

If it takes you a half hour, you're doing it wrong! You can skip the foreplay, when you're alone, Massey.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I was hoping for a video...

 

[masseyrider]

If it takes you a half hour, you're doing it wrong! You can skip the foreplay, when you're alone, Massey.

It's the anticipation that makes it worthwhile. 2 pump chump I never was.

 

[airbiscuit]

 

[WinterDeere]

It's the anticipation that makes it worthwhile. 2 pump chump I never was.

You just want to take the time to make yourself feel special?

 

[Jstpssng]

I was hoping for a video...

Now we know that you are worse than he is!!!!