You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #4,732  
Last place I worked there was a young arrogant kid working there.
He acted like he owned the place even with us senior (long term) employees.
His girl friend would pick him up from work couple days a week. She was gorgeous.
In the summer he'd park with his windows down.
I'd had enough of his Sh-t so time to get even.
Got a couple safes, stretched them to make them look used and put hand lotion in them.
Tossed one where it was obvious behind the back seat under the glass and one sort of under the front seat.
Hoped he wouldn't spot them until his girl friend did.
It worked. She left him. She wouldn't believe that he didn't know anything about them.
He deserved it.
As a kid one of my girl friends had to stop going out with me because of my ethnic back ground.
Coming home at night I'd toss my used safes in their driveway.
If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up;).
Her father being a yard N-zi surely found more than one. Hopefully it planted seeds of doubt in his little girls chastity.
Could you elaborate on "If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up;)."
How is that possible and what's the procedure?
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,734  
No no no, don't ask, cause he'll tell ya.
It involves a large safe, some lotion, a private location, a half hour or so and a biceps workout.
The rest I'll leave to your imagination.
OH! Thinking about bosoms helps.:love:
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,735  
It involves a large safe, some lotion, a private location, a half hour or so and a biceps workout.
The rest I'll leave to your imagination.
OH! Thinking about bosoms helps.:love:
If it takes you a half hour, you're doing it wrong! You can skip the foreplay, when you're alone, Massey. :p
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,736  
I was hoping for a video...
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,737  
If it takes you a half hour, you're doing it wrong! You can skip the foreplay, when you're alone, Massey. :p
It's the anticipation that makes it worthwhile. 2 pump chump I never was.🤪
 

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