You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

Married 35 years tomorrow and have never missed a night together.

I've been divorced over 30 years.
The ex was a roller and kicker. Even the cat I had back then stopped trying to sleep on the bed
I learned to sleep on the edge of a King size bed.
All this time later, after time spent alone and with a good number of others, I still wake up on the edge.
It's surprised several that I don't fall off the edge.
Actually I did once with a cutie that snuggled up during the night and ended pushing me off.
On my own, I'm good.
I've tried to sleep on the whole bed. I end up on the edge.

 

[bigtiller]

I've been divorced over 30 years.
The ex was a roller and kicker. Even the cat I had back then stopped trying to sleep on the bed
I learned to sleep on the edge of a King size bed.
All this time later, after time spent alone and with a good number of others, I still wake up on the edge.
It's surprised several that I don't fall off the edge.
Actually I did once with a cutie that snuggled up during the night and ended pushing me off.
On my own, I'm good.
I've tried to sleep on the whole bed. I end up on the edge.

As a teenager, I slept on my stomach with my right foot on the floor. It seamed like the most comfortable position for me back then. I'm glad that is over with.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I have two pillows, a memory foam and one from the pillow guy. When I use the memory foam one I dream I'm flying. The one from Mike Lindell I dream of naked women.
What is he stuffing them with?

 

[Eagle1]

I have two pillows, a memory foam and one from the pillow guy. When I use the memory foam one I dream I'm flying. The one from Mike Lindell I dream of naked women.
What is he stuffing them with?

TMI, but now you got me thinking...

 

[masseyrider]

What is he stuffing them with?

Dorito dust.

 

[BravoXray]

....When the X-ray and MRI techs know you by name.

 

[Alan46]

....When the X-ray and MRI techs know you by name.

Or they say “ back so soon”

 

[WinterDeere]

....When the X-ray and MRI techs know you by name.

Trouble is, that was me as a teen. One ER nurse at our hospital used to joke that they just kept my file out on the counter between visits.

 

[MossRoad]

Trouble is, that was me as a teen. One ER nurse at our hospital used to joke that they just kept my file out on the counter between visits.

My brother in-law was like that.... dirt bike racer. He got a new hip this year, as he wore the original out.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I feel very old now.
I took my wife to dinner in this car and no one even noticed it, then I figured out why:
This car is 56 years old now.
As a kid I helped my Dad work on our 1947 Packard. At that time if you subtract 56 years that was before the Ford Model T was introduced, so to young people it's a very old car.