You Know You Are Old When

[WinterDeere]

If I can make it every 2 hours it seems like a lifetime to me, 4 hours would be incredible. And I've had prostate surgery

And despite getting up to pee at the same time every night for more than a decade, I'll bet your wife feels some compelling need to ask, "what's wrong?" every bleeping time you get up to go to the bathroom.

No? Just mine?

WTF do you think is wrong? Same thing as the last 4000 times over the last ten years.

 

[masseyrider]

And despite getting up to pee at the same time every night for more than a decade, I'll bet your wife feels some compelling need to ask, "what's wrong?" every bleeping time you get up to go to the bathroom.

No? Just mine?

WTF do you think is wrong? Same thing as the last 4000 times over the last ten years.

Why do people continue to sleep in the same bed into old age.
When you're young... yes.
But you reach a certain age sleeping separately doesn't mean you don't care for each other.
Maybe it's a sign that you care even more.
You are considerate of their needs and don't want to be disturb them. They also have their own unique needs that are better off separately.
If you just want someone to check you're still alive, they'll miss you if you haven't come down by lunch.

 

[sixdogs]

I think you know you're old when you don't wonder what the age of other people is because you're older than all of them.

 

[MossRoad]

Why do people continue to sleep in the same bed into old age.
When you're young... yes.
But you reach a certain age sleeping separately doesn't mean you don't care for each other.
Maybe it's a sign that you care even more.
You are considerate of their needs and don't want to be disturb them. They also have their own unique needs that are better off separately.
If you just want someone to check you're still alive, they'll miss you if you haven't come down by lunch.

My wife and I enjoy the company even after 45 years together.
My in-laws did likewise until father in-law passed at age 93.
My parents did until my mom passed.
My dad's folks had separate bedrooms at the cottage, but one bedroom at the house.

Besides, who's the cat going to sleep between if one of us gets out of bed?

 

[seville009]

When you used to laugh when you saw an older guy out and about with his fly open, but now at least once a week when you get ready for bed, you realize your fly has been open all day……

Mix that in with wearing your shirt inside out occasionally too…..

 

[orezok]

Retired 12 years. Still get up at 5

 

[CalG]

Why do people continue to sleep in the same bed into old age.
When you're young... yes.
But you reach a certain age sleeping separately doesn't mean you don't care for each other.
Maybe it's a sign that you care even more.
You are considerate of their needs and don't want to be disturb them. They also have their own unique needs that are better off separately.
If you just want someone to check you're still alive, they'll miss you if you haven't come down by lunch.

Why?

For the warmth, the sensation of skin to skin. Humanity!

No matter how heated the disagreement you may have had during the day, ALWAYS touch feet when going to bed.

What is the need to continue life without?

 

[WinterDeere]

When you used to laugh when you saw an older guy out and about with his fly open, but now at least once a week when you get ready for bed, you realize your fly has been open all day……

Mix that in with wearing your shirt inside out occasionally too…..

I did both regularly at age 10. Only middle age yields a brief reprieve, on these issues.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

And despite getting up to pee at the same time every night for more than a decade, I'll bet your wife feels some compelling need to ask, "what's wrong?" every bleeping time you get up to go to the bathroom.

No? Just mine?

WTF do you think is wrong? Same thing as the last 4000 times over the last ten years.

Change it up a bit...
Tonight when she asks what's wrong just say I need to pleasure myself and didn't want to wake you up.

 

[goeduck]

And despite getting up to pee at the same time every night for more than a decade, I'll bet your wife feels some compelling need to ask, "what's wrong?" every bleeping time you get up to go to the bathroom.

No? Just mine?

WTF do you think is wrong? Same thing as the last 4000 times over the last ten years.

I read that male urine discourages moles. So, when I see a new mole hill, I push a garden stake down to get near the tunnel and leave it for later. Then when the dogs get me up at night to do their business, I irrigate the mole tunnels. Supposedly the moles do not like the smell of male human urine (sorry ladies). So far it seems to be working. I will report back later if I have long term positive results. Meanwhile the dogs are at the door, so I need to go (in more ways than one).