You Know You Are Old When

[MossRoad]

Happy Birthday (do click the link)

 

[MossRoad]

But - if you started saving at 25 - you could most likely buy a unicorn now!!!

best of craigslist: 2 Unicorns for sale. Must go together.

 

[MoKelly]

best of craigslist: 2 Unicorns for sale. Must go together.

I heard the owner is named Ted and he wants full payment upfront before shipping.

 

[scootr]

My nieces son came over, ignorant little punk, and he made fun of my dinosaur sound system.
"Nobody listens to music like that anymore."
My stereo listening room is 24'x32' with 12' ceilings.
Top of the line equipment with Monitor Audio Gold speakers. 2 pairs of front mains, centre and 2 pairs of rears with a sub woofer.
The amp puts out over 200 watts per channel all the way around.
It has a pink noise generator that tests all the speakers for optimum listening levels in your specific listening location for each listening surround effect be it stereo, concert hall, movie theatre...
Got him seated and optimized.
Turned down the lights, turned on the strobe lights and started Dark Side of the Moon. He almost jumped out his recliner when the clocks went off.
Played some other stuff for him.
Grudgingly admitted the sound was better than his little ear things. "Dude, it's like being at a concert."
If he calls me Dude again he might not see another concert.

 

[ultrarunner]

I got married in 1985.

My truck is 1985

 

[MoKelly]

I tend to block out 1985.

Anyone remember what happened in the 1985 World Series???

 

[ultrarunner]

You know your old when you take Geritol

 

[masseyrider]

You're old when the your new best friend is Gay, BENGAY.

 

[Jstpssng]

best of craigslist: 2 Unicorns for sale. Must go together.

Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out

Payment in full up front.

 

[Sigarms]

I tend to block out 1985.

Anyone remember what happened in the 1985 World Series???

No, but could never forget about the 1980 world series