Women

[rontaki]

Women, if I ask you what time it is, I don,t need for you to first tell me how the clock was made.

"Would you like that in digital or analog, dear?"

 

[tradosaurus]

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But "Happy spouse" includes both of you. Not just the wife.

Happy hubby as long as the wife doesn’t become chubby.

 

[tradosaurus]

Anyone that claims to be a Christian should read this book.

Remarriage is Adultery Unless ... Remarriage is Adultery Unless ...: Pawson, David: 9780956937698: Amazon.com: Books

 

[tradosaurus]

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Spoken by a hussy that caused Spencer Tracy, a supposed Catholic, to live in adultery.
Maybe her shakes were punishment for her behavior.

 

[tradosaurus]

OP is retired. More time spent at home with your wife, the more she thinks of things for you to do, or get up your azz with comments. Women don’t like their men who sit around.
Go back to work, or get a big project to do outside the house. When you come home, you’re too tired for her stupid list of crap and there’s not enough time to do it.

Related: My son got engaged 2 weeks ago to a beautiful, smart, athletic (D-1 women's lacrosse player). I had “the talk” with him about what being married is like-especially the less desirable side. He pretty much ignored me and left for the gym.

A competitive woman that thinks she’s smart would be the worse wife material. Unfortunately your son will learn the hard way.

 

[Hay Dude]

A competitive woman that thinks she’s smart would be the worse wife material. Unfortunately your son will learn the hard way.

What do you want? A dumb dork for a wife???
Sheesh…..

 

[Hay Dude]

Wonder when they meet Jesus if they will STFU.

Prolly not!

 

[jyoutz]

What do you want? A dumb dork for a wife???
Sheesh…..

Some guys do, but I could never figure out why. Talking with your wife is what most guys spend most of their marriage time doing. It would be miserable if she couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation.

 

[jyoutz]

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[jyoutz]

The problem is men have two heads and choose the woman using the wrong head.
Women choose a man for security and everything is based on emotion.
When a man gives a woman a plant she hopes it's a flower because he loves her.
When a woman gives a man a plant he hopes it's a tomato because it's food.
A man buys shoes because his old ones fell apart.
A woman buys shoes to match a blouse she has.
When a man answers a question it's either yes or no.
When a woman answers a question it ends up being a 15 minute story.

It took me 53 years to understand all this.

Nailed it