Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays....

Maine_Polack · May 15, 2008

I suppose this comes under "Operating".

Sometimes these things happen when you are Polish.

I try to make it a rule to never drive my tractor to a Hootenany on Sat. nights.

Treemonkey1000 · May 15, 2008

Would that be a case of TWI? Tractoring While Intoxicated? Now if that had been 4 WD he might have backed up and made it.....

Ductape · May 15, 2008

Sometimes the liquid courage does that to us Pollacks !

I also stay away from the hodowns with my tractor !!

Treemonkey1000 · May 15, 2008

Yep I have Polish and Indian in me. I keep away from the liquid moron juice myself.. I think it has the same affect no matter what nationality

scott_vt · May 15, 2008

Mornin Maine Pollack,
I gotta feel sorry for the tractor, maybe he needs to upgrade to a breathalizer ignition !

Tractorbeam · May 15, 2008

The driver needs to get on the 12 Step program.

MReeb · May 15, 2008

Tractorbeam said:
The driver needs to get on the 12 Step program.

Wow, oooo, ouch, walk it off. (That was a good one

)

I wonder if he would have been riding the brakes hard if he could have made that corner? Although I am polish, I don't think I'm going to try that this weekend.

greggh · May 15, 2008

Sounds like TBN might need to start a program.

As you know tractoring is intoxicating by itself.

Hard to stay out of the seat sometimes.

RexB · May 15, 2008

Yeah it is, reminds me that it's time to fire up and go check the mail.

daTeacha · May 15, 2008

MReeb said:
Wow, oooo, ouch, walk it off. (That was a good one )

I wonder if he would have been riding the brakes hard if he could have made that corner? Although I am polish, I don't think I'm going to try that this weekend.

It looks like he might have made it if he used the steering brake on the right rear. He just got left and right mixed up a little bit.