Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays....

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Maine_Polack

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Mahindra 6500 4WD
I suppose this comes under "Operating".

Sometimes these things happen when you are Polish.

I try to make it a rule to never drive my tractor to a Hootenany on Sat. nights.
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #2  
Would that be a case of TWI? Tractoring While Intoxicated? Now if that had been 4 WD he might have backed up and made it.....:cool:
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #3  
Sometimes the liquid courage does that to us Pollacks !

I also stay away from the hodowns with my tractor !! :eek:
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #4  
Yep I have Polish and Indian in me. I keep away from the liquid moron juice myself.. I think it has the same affect no matter what nationality
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #5  
Mornin Maine Pollack,
I gotta feel sorry for the tractor, maybe he needs to upgrade to a breathalizer ignition ! ;) :)
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #6  
The driver needs to get on the 12 Step program.
 
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Tractorbeam said:
The driver needs to get on the 12 Step program.

Wow, oooo, ouch, walk it off. (That was a good one :) )

I wonder if he would have been riding the brakes hard if he could have made that corner? Although I am polish, I don't think I'm going to try that this weekend.
 
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Sounds like TBN might need to start a program.:)

As you know tractoring is intoxicating by itself.:D Hard to stay out of the seat sometimes.:)
 
   / Why I only drive my tractor to church on Sundays.... #9  
Yeah it is, reminds me that it's time to fire up and go check the mail.
 
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MReeb said:
Wow, oooo, ouch, walk it off. (That was a good one :) )

I wonder if he would have been riding the brakes hard if he could have made that corner? Although I am polish, I don't think I'm going to try that this weekend.

It looks like he might have made it if he used the steering brake on the right rear. He just got left and right mixed up a little bit.
 

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