Where are they all going?

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orezok

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There is a commercial on TV for a weight loss drug that has hundreds of people marching somewhere. I wonder if they are looking for relief from all the side effects. LOL
 
   / Where are they all going? #2  
I always though it was obvious where they are marching to, the Budweiser Clydesdales are in town.
 
   / Where are they all going? #3  
Probably to the horspital. One of my Wife's friends has been in the horspital for three days from side effects (projectile vomiting) from one of the injectibles.
 
   / Where are they all going? #5  
Anyone ever read the directions? They all say "combined with diet and exercise".
I once asked my Dr what was the best way to lose weight? He looked at me, then said, "Ray you're smarter than that, stop eating so much".
 
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They say that you can't outrun the fork. I found that is not true. At over 35miles/week, I was able to outrun the fork. So for those that choose not to run 35miles/week, watch what you eat.
 
   / Where are they all going? #7  
They're all headed for the "fat farm" where the real weight loss occurs.
 
   / Where are they all going? #9  
Maybe they are heading to the pharmacy to get a refund because it didn't work.
 
   / Where are they all going? #10  
Long, long ago my DR put me on two drugs to control and loose weight. Talk about eating less. My daily intake - half an orange and a glass of water for breakfast - zero for lunch - the other half of the orange and a glass of milk for dinner. AND - I was never hungry.

Thirty days of this and I dropped 29 pounds. I was well into my second month and a urgent call from the DR's nurse. GET OFF THOSE TWO DRUGS - RIGHT NOW. Report into the DR's office in two days.

Research showed these two drugs had a lethal/fatal side effect.

All those folks marching down the center street of town. Right into a Budweiser brew and BBQ commercial.
 

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